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Old 11-18-2004   #1
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Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

RONKONKOMA, New York (AP) -- A 20-pound frozen turkey was thrown through the windshield of a woman's moving car, critically injuring her, police said.

The bird was tossed out the window of an oncoming vehicle, and a passenger in the 44-year-old woman's car took hold of the steering wheel and guided it to the side of the road, police said.

Police said a group of teenagers had purchased the turkey with a stolen credit card at a supermarket on the same road where the incident happened early Saturday. The teens were being sought for questioning.

The 44-year-old woman was hospitalized in critical condition.

Ronkonkoma is in the approximate geographic center of New York's Long Island, about 50 miles east of New York City.
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Old 11-18-2004   #2
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

Aside from them being twats for lobbing a turkey at a car...

WHO THE FUCK buys a turkey with a credit card they just nicked? WHO?
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Old 11-18-2004   #3
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

Kids who intended to do just what they did do - throw it at someone.
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Old 11-18-2004   #4
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

I love turkey

That is kind of funny... people are so weird now-a-days
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Old 11-18-2004   #5
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

leave it to the ronkonkoma kids to do that...

hilarious really...i might know a few who did it
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Old 11-18-2004   #6
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

"What did you get for the holidays?"

"I got turkeyed."

That's really sad. Whoever did that needs to get beaten by a couple of frozen turkeys and see how they feel afterward.
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Old 11-19-2004   #7
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

Wonder how fast the car was going?.. Surprising it didn't decapitate her... hmm..
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

that is really retarted..... some people need to learn that getting attention doesn't mean teowing a turkey out the window.... MY GOD!!!
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Old 05-24-2005   #9
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

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some people need to learn that getting attention doesn't mean throwing a turkey out the window.... MY GOD!!!


yes, that is a common problem, all those people who confuse 'getting attention' with throwing frozen poultry.
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

I wonder if they were retarded vegetarians trying protest.
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

thats a pretty shitty protest...
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

HA ha ha, more or likely they were high and had munchies. They then realized that turkeys do not come cooked. One of troubled teens probably had this bright idea that the old lady behind them could probably use the turkey better then they can. "Hence" the reason why the turkey ended up in her car.
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

that just goes to show, that turkeys are the root of all evil. fist some guy sets shot because some other asshole gets him confused with a wild turkey, then some lady gets hit with a frozen turkey. the turkeys are the real government conspiracy. so in closing i have to quote red vs. blue "the holidays are a time for families to come together and hate as a group. And what better thing to hate than turkeys, and what better way to hate them then by eating them by the millions"
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that just goes to show, that turkeys are the root of all evil. fist some guy sets shot because some other asshole gets him confused with a wild turkey, then some lady gets hit with a frozen turkey. the turkeys are the real government conspiracy. so in closing i have to quote red vs. blue "the holidays are a time for families to come together and hate as a group. And what better thing to hate than turkeys, and what better way to hate them then by eating them by the millions"
Cheers to that, fellow canadian now living in PA!! (If thats correct)
By the way hows the weather over there?
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Cheers to that, fellow canadian now living in PA!! (If thats correct)
By the way hows the weather over there?
it is fucking raining here. god i hate pennsylvania.
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

I was in Philly for a while, it rained/snowed/was freezing the whole time. we had to stay in doors the whole freakin time. Bit of a change from Australian weather I'd say....
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it is fucking raining here. god i hate pennsylvania.
Its awsome here, its too hot to keep a turkey frozen, so we might throw thawed turkeys around. People around here prefer to throw eggs. I don't anymore just because I know how it feels to clean up after immature idiots throwing eggs around.
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Re: Frozen turkey thrown from car injures woman

me id rather throw rednecks, they are easy to catch and knock out(tie their sister up outside, then when they go to "save" her use a shovel). they weigh more than a turkey, and will raise alot more questions than a turkey. although on the other side of the river the prefered object to trow from a moving vehicle into another is a mailbox.
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me id rather throw rednecks, they are easy to catch and knock out(tie their sister up outside, then when they go to "save" her use a shovel). they weigh more than a turkey, and will raise alot more questions than a turkey. although on the other side of the river the prefered object to trow from a moving vehicle into another is a mailbox.
Ha ha ha, dam rednecks. There all around here drinking beer on their beat up porches, taking pictures of their daughters (wifes) and nieces (mistresses).
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Ok i do feel sorry for her yet oddly enough....i cant seem to stop laughing.
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