My Life

mike · 07-01-2002

Well, I had an odd morning today. I woke up early and poured a bowl of Rice Krispies. Then I got into an argument with them. I destinctly heard, "Snap, crackle, fuck you!" I wasn't exactly sure which one said it but whoever it was, was going to pay! So I punished all of those damn little oat things by letting them sit all day, soggy, in a bowl. I wanted to drown them, but you know... They don't sink. They're practically made of air. The marines oughta use them mutherfuckers as life preservers. Oh well I gave up.

I found out I might be moving to Florida. We'll probably end up driving all of our goddamn shit there. I'd rather fly, even though we couldn't bring our furnature and things. On second thought, no. I don't like flying for many reasons... It's all confusing shit. I'm sitting there in the plane trying to figure out how to operate the fucking seatbelt. So then the lady comes up in front of the cabin and begins the safety lecture. Accually, the safety lecture is the best part. But it's real tricky to follow along. They say, "Place the small metal flap into the buckle." I immediatly raise my hand and ask for clarification. "Over here, yes, thank you. Did I hear you correctly? Did you say 'place the small metal flap into the buckle' or did you say 'place the buckle over the small metal flap." I'm a simple man. I do not possess an engineering degree, nor am I mechanically inclined.

I don't really know. Maybe I'm spasming out right now. I feel dizzy.

Weasel · 07-01-2002

lmao

stonedfish · 07-02-2002

Flying can kick ass. Especially if you get a seat next to an extremely hot chick from Italy who can't speak English well and is afraid of flying, in addition to being really nice... What were we talking about?

mike · 07-02-2002

no clue...

LST · 07-04-2002

LMFAO!!!!

stoned sheep · 07-09-2002

wow then you fly into a building with the italian bird isn't that the greatest part of flying?

mike · 07-09-2002

i don't get it...

LST · 07-10-2002

hes tryign to make fun on u using a joke

stoned sheep · 07-10-2002

hahahahaha funny then u die. i guess i was making fun of you? i don't know? what was the joke?

mike · 07-10-2002

JESUS!

stoned sheep · 07-10-2002

ALL BOW DOWN FOR THE ALMIGHTY JESUS. when i figure put how to do this picture postin i'll have the almighty ufo conspiracy.

LST · 07-10-2002

nice pic of god, wonder if i can draw it.

stoned sheep · 07-14-2002

did you know that today (july 14, 2002) my mom dropped a thermomater and spilled mercury all over our kitchen floor. after we got the FWFD out to my house they cleaned it up. and once again we drew a sene and one of the neighbors commented "this was the best thing that happened all week" wow it was funny seeing the fire department come out with the all the stuff on. so nuffin big.

LST · 07-14-2002

FWFD = fort wayne fire department i guess, and why have them come out to clean it, y not do it urself.

Weasel · 07-15-2002

Merury is fairly hazerdous. Not that much though. You could have used some steel wool and finished the job with a dry rag. Just don't breath in to much fumes. My dad has this 20 oz bottle filled with mercury, and it's damned heavy.

LST · 07-15-2002

how is mercury heavy?

stoned sheep · 07-17-2002

well the fire department didn't clean it all up so my parents used an eyedropper (which i need)

Weasel · 07-18-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by stoned sheep
well the fire department didn't clean it all up so my parents used an eyedropper (which i need)

Cool, use the eye dropper and maybe your will look like von diesel's in Pitch Black. Then again you'll probably go blind..

LST; Mercury has an atomic weight of 200.59, while gold has an atomic weight of ~196.97. Therefore mercury is heavier than gold.

BTW, this is post #2000 in the general forums, not accounting for LSTisms..

LST · 07-18-2002

lol, but how is it harmful

stoned sheep · 07-26-2002

o god he will never get you to understand. i needed the eyedropper to put rubbing alcohol in my ear to get the water out. ow my shudder hurts

07-01-2002	#1
mike Old & Wise Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Parrish, FL Age: 22 Posts: 968 Rep Power: 19	My Life Well, I had an odd morning today. I woke up early and poured a bowl of Rice Krispies. Then I got into an argument with them. I destinctly heard, "Snap, crackle, fuck you!" I wasn't exactly sure which one said it but whoever it was, was going to pay! So I punished all of those damn little oat things by letting them sit all day, soggy, in a bowl. I wanted to drown them, but you know... They don't sink. They're practically made of air. The marines oughta use them mutherfuckers as life preservers. Oh well I gave up. I found out I might be moving to Florida. We'll probably end up driving all of our goddamn shit there. I'd rather fly, even though we couldn't bring our furnature and things. On second thought, no. I don't like flying for many reasons... It's all confusing shit. I'm sitting there in the plane trying to figure out how to operate the fucking seatbelt. So then the lady comes up in front of the cabin and begins the safety lecture. Accually, the safety lecture is the best part. But it's real tricky to follow along. They say, "Place the small metal flap into the buckle." I immediatly raise my hand and ask for clarification. "Over here, yes, thank you. Did I hear you correctly? Did you say 'place the small metal flap into the buckle' or did you say 'place the buckle over the small metal flap." I'm a simple man. I do not possess an engineering degree, nor am I mechanically inclined. I don't really know. Maybe I'm spasming out right now. I feel dizzy. __________________ http://mike.almostsmart.com/

07-02-2002	#3
stonedfish Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 153 Rep Power: 15	Flying can kick ass. Especially if you get a seat next to an extremely hot chick from Italy who can't speak English well and is afraid of flying, in addition to being really nice... What were we talking about? __________________ We had our words, a common spat. So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.

07-02-2002	#4
mike Old & Wise Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Parrish, FL Age: 22 Posts: 968 Rep Power: 19	no clue... __________________ http://mike.almostsmart.com/

07-04-2002	#5
LST I love blackeart more Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: US to the A Age: 25 Posts: 593 Rep Power: 0	LMFAO!!!! __________________

07-09-2002	#7
mike Old & Wise Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Parrish, FL Age: 22 Posts: 968 Rep Power: 19	i don't get it... __________________ http://mike.almostsmart.com/

07-01-2002	#2
Weasel Ich lasse deine Nächte zum Tag werden! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Denver Age: 26 Posts: 5,020 Rep Power: 36	lmao __________________ Almost Smart Admin Email Me or PM Me

07-09-2002	#6
stoned sheep Needs to confirm E-mail address Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fort Wayne, US to the Izzay Age: 22 Posts: 130 Rep Power: 0	wow then you fly into a building with the italian bird isn't that the greatest part of flying?

07-10-2002	#8
LST I love blackeart more Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: US to the A Age: 25 Posts: 593 Rep Power: 0	hes tryign to make fun on u using a joke __________________

07-10-2002	#10
mike Old & Wise Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Parrish, FL Age: 22 Posts: 968 Rep Power: 19	JESUS! __________________ http://mike.almostsmart.com/

07-14-2002	#13
stoned sheep Needs to confirm E-mail address Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fort Wayne, US to the Izzay Age: 22 Posts: 130 Rep Power: 0	did you know that today (july 14, 2002) my mom dropped a thermomater and spilled mercury all over our kitchen floor. after we got the FWFD out to my house they cleaned it up. and once again we drew a sene and one of the neighbors commented "this was the best thing that happened all week" wow it was funny seeing the fire department come out with the all the stuff on. so nuffin big.

07-15-2002	#15
Weasel Ich lasse deine Nächte zum Tag werden! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Denver Age: 26 Posts: 5,020 Rep Power: 36	Merury is fairly hazerdous. Not that much though. You could have used some steel wool and finished the job with a dry rag. Just don't breath in to much fumes. My dad has this 20 oz bottle filled with mercury, and it's damned heavy. __________________ Almost Smart Admin Email Me or PM Me

07-15-2002	#16
LST I love blackeart more Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: US to the A Age: 25 Posts: 593 Rep Power: 0	how is mercury heavy? __________________

07-17-2002	#17
stoned sheep Needs to confirm E-mail address Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fort Wayne, US to the Izzay Age: 22 Posts: 130 Rep Power: 0	well the fire department didn't clean it all up so my parents used an eyedropper (which i need)

07-18-2002	#19
LST I love blackeart more Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: US to the A Age: 25 Posts: 593 Rep Power: 0	lol, but how is it harmful __________________

07-26-2002	#20
stoned sheep Needs to confirm E-mail address Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fort Wayne, US to the Izzay Age: 22 Posts: 130 Rep Power: 0	o god he will never get you to understand. i needed the eyedropper to put rubbing alcohol in my ear to get the water out. ow my shudder hurts

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