First memories/ baby pictures.

Stu · 02-25-2004

I always find it interesting when people tell me their first memories, call me a weirdo friek.

Mine was when I was about one or two i'd say, and I was in my pushcair outside a nursery. My big brother was just going... yeah, he was three, so I was one... and he ran over to the tyre swings. My mom had curly brown hair, and looked worried. She probably thought he was going to get raped or something.

I will post my baby pictures later, I just can't find them at the moment.

I would quite like to see some of yours though! Aaaaaaw, babies are so damn cute!

Mr Stabby · 02-25-2004

babies are not so damn cute as you put it....they are ugly little prunes with very little or no hair...plus they have those creepy stares that they fix you with that just totally creep you out......*shudders* damn babys!!

Fenon · 02-25-2004

I think it may have been peeing on the floor, not sure how long a go it was but I had a rattle...

Or was that last week?

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Originally Said by Psychosis

babies are not so damn cute as you put it....they are ugly little prunes with very little or no hair...plus they have those creepy stares that they fix you with that just totally creep you out......*shudders* damn babys!!

I agree, you won't think their so cute after changing a nappy, or not being able to get any sleep at night.

psychoDiablo · 02-25-2004

think my mom slipped my baby picture to the high school yearbook (graduating year 2001!) team. though at least none of you will see it. haha unless you come meet me or somthign.

Fenon · 02-25-2004

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Originally Said by psychoDiablo2

think my mom slipped my baby picture to the high school yearbook (graduating year 2001!) team. though at least none of you will see it. haha unless you come meet me or somthign.

I catching a plane as I type.

hai Jay · 02-25-2004

I have two. I don't know which one is earlier.
When I was about two, we had these little magnetic travel games with really small pieces. I think it was chess. Anyways, mom momma and daddy had put my sister and me to bed. So, I opened the game, and proceeded to stick the pieces of the game up my nose. Then, when I could no longer fit any in, I screamed for my mother to come to the rescue. It was a terifying moment. They finally forced me to blow them all out. I remember the room and the pieces and everything so well.

Another memory I have when I was two was when I broke my dad's ear. Yes, it is possible to break an ear, because his got broke. He was sitting on his "haunches," and I was on his back. I had this rattle. It was green, and had pictures of a sun, cloud, mirror, etc. around the center of is. I remeber hitting him with it. It broke his ear, and Momma said he had to come home with his head all bandaged up.

The rest are of my dad beating the shit out of my mom.

Wobbie · 02-25-2004

i remember i used to get carsick all the time, and i used to throw up heaps, sometimes even after 10 min in the car

anyways, here's some baby pics, i have heaps.

superchicken002 · 02-25-2004

My earliest memory would have to be when I was about 1 or two years old. It was easter and I got my basket from the easter bunny and there was chocolate milk in it... My mom opened it for me and I spilled it all over the floor in front of me... I dont know why I remember that... but yeah...

another one would be when I was about three I was playing with this tiny flashlight and stuck my finger in the end of it when the batteries weren't in and got this tiny ring stuck on my finger and couldnt get it off... I had to end up going to the hospital...

I love babies!!!

HauntedMike · 02-26-2004

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Originally Said by Psychosis

they are ugly little prunes with very little or no hair...plus they have those creepy stares that they fix you with that just totally creep you out......*shudders*

Dean, buddy, that sounds like you're describing me...

-Mike

Stu · 02-26-2004

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Originally Said by purplefurryfreek

My earliest memory is boring - I'm lying down, staring at a yellow wall.

What? That's not boring! I would kill to get excitement like that in my life!

tynie · 02-26-2004

I was maybe 6 at the time, and I was invited over my friend Kenny's birthday, a pool party. I remember his brother Michael, maybe 14, god knows how old, was dunking Kenny in the deep end of the pool, and I was pissed. I made a near fatal attempt of trying to beat him up, but I was an 6 year old, what could I do. well, later after the cake, there was a water balloon toss or something like that, all I know is that involved water balloons. Since I hold grudges for a bit (still do), I was pelting Michael with water balloons for like some sort of enraged rhino.

I was one fucked up little girl.

Higgins · 02-26-2004

My first memory was pretty dull. I was really young and I was in my crib and all I remember is this yellow wool type blanket that was really itchy

Wobbie · 02-26-2004

am i the only one that has the guts to post baby pics

argentmoon · 02-26-2004

Lol! Erm... I don't have a picture, but my earliest memory was when I was two, I woke up and it was dark, probably midnight. I looked around and I realized that I was in the living room with my Grandpa, and I fell back asleep. My grandpa always rocked me to sleep in this rocking chair. Another memory I had, I think I was three, but my parents told me that midnight was the start of the next day. I remember sitting in front of my fireplace on Christmas eve, and I stayed up past midnight just sitting there, staring at the fireplace. I remember thinking that Santa couldn't fit in the fireplace, and that it would hurt if he could, since it hurt when I busted my head open on the fire place. So then I decided that Santa didn't exist. I also accidentally saw the gifts wrapped by my mom, I think I was four, and I recognized her handwriting because I thought her handwriting was pretty. On Christmas she tried to convince me that Santa brought them... I never believed in Santa...

superchicken002 · 02-26-2004

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Originally Said by argentmoon

So then I decided that Santa didn't exist. I also accidentally saw the gifts wrapped by my mom, I think I was four, and I recognized her handwriting because I thought her handwriting was pretty. On Christmas she tried to convince me that Santa brought them... I never believed in Santa...

my beliefs of Santa are now crushed...

RubberDucky55 · 02-26-2004

hmm...either it was when i was in one of those little plastic swimming pools, and my aunt was swinging on the play set near me, or when my mom woke me and my sister up in our sesame street bed (we shared a bed, cause we were po' folk) and bundled us up in an eagle blanket so she could take us to go pick up my dad from the airport...

i remember the second one a lot better, so im guessing the first one was it.

i'll put in my baby picutre later, cause im on the stupid computer, and its just to complicated on this one

Indiana Tones · 02-26-2004

My first memory was when I was about 2. I was in the bathtub playing with toy boat. I had the water splashing around like crazy. Then I just looked at the boat, then turned to my mom and said "BOAT!!!" And then she got all shocked and ran to get my dad. There's the story of me naked in the tub speaking my first word. I wasn't like the other kids...nope...I didn't feel like saying "Momma" or "Dadda"...my first steps to being different. Oh yeah.

I'll have some baby pics later. Right now I have to do some History homework and read 5 chapters of Fuck Hinn...I mean Huck Finn.

Stu · 02-27-2004

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Originally Said by trafficjamzombie

am i the only one that has the guts to post baby pics

Nah, mine are bloody lost... I've been looking for them, I'm sure I'll find them today.

RubberDucky55 · 02-27-2004

oh oh oh yes go me i got it work. yay! anyways...

i wsa kinda a cute baby

too bad things change!

Wobbie · 02-29-2004

awww, heehee, yeah, you were a cute lil bubba

02-25-2004	#1
Stu Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 36 Posts: 1,368 Rep Power: 42	First memories/ baby pictures. I always find it interesting when people tell me their first memories, call me a weirdo friek. Mine was when I was about one or two i'd say, and I was in my pushcair outside a nursery. My big brother was just going... yeah, he was three, so I was one... and he ran over to the tyre swings. My mom had curly brown hair, and looked worried. She probably thought he was going to get raped or something. I will post my baby pictures later, I just can't find them at the moment. I would quite like to see some of yours though! Aaaaaaw, babies are so damn cute! __________________ Grr.

02-25-2004	#2
Mr Stabby Turned out to be crazy weird Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 37 Posts: 8,295 Rep Power: 67	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. babies are not so damn cute as you put it....they are ugly little prunes with very little or no hair...plus they have those creepy stares that they fix you with that just totally creep you out......shudders damn babys!! __________________

02-25-2004	#4
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 205	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. think my mom slipped my baby picture to the high school yearbook (graduating year 2001!) team. though at least none of you will see it. haha unless you come meet me or somthign. __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

02-25-2004	#6
hai Jay Time for breakfast!!! Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,098 Rep Power: 111	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. I have two. I don't know which one is earlier. When I was about two, we had these little magnetic travel games with really small pieces. I think it was chess. Anyways, mom momma and daddy had put my sister and me to bed. So, I opened the game, and proceeded to stick the pieces of the game up my nose. Then, when I could no longer fit any in, I screamed for my mother to come to the rescue. It was a terifying moment. They finally forced me to blow them all out. I remember the room and the pieces and everything so well. Another memory I have when I was two was when I broke my dad's ear. Yes, it is possible to break an ear, because his got broke. He was sitting on his "haunches," and I was on his back. I had this rattle. It was green, and had pictures of a sun, cloud, mirror, etc. around the center of is. I remeber hitting him with it. It broke his ear, and Momma said he had to come home with his head all bandaged up. The rest are of my dad beating the shit out of my mom. __________________ Dare to dream.

02-25-2004	#8
superchicken002 Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 1,025 Rep Power: 41	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. My earliest memory would have to be when I was about 1 or two years old. It was easter and I got my basket from the easter bunny and there was chocolate milk in it... My mom opened it for me and I spilled it all over the floor in front of me... I dont know why I remember that... but yeah... another one would be when I was about three I was playing with this tiny flashlight and stuck my finger in the end of it when the batteries weren't in and got this tiny ring stuck on my finger and couldnt get it off... I had to end up going to the hospital... I love babies!!! __________________ My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won't you kill me, so I die happy.

02-26-2004	#11
tynie You're Klaus Nomi, I'm Etta James Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,066 Rep Power: 56	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. I was maybe 6 at the time, and I was invited over my friend Kenny's birthday, a pool party. I remember his brother Michael, maybe 14, god knows how old, was dunking Kenny in the deep end of the pool, and I was pissed. I made a near fatal attempt of trying to beat him up, but I was an 6 year old, what could I do. well, later after the cake, there was a water balloon toss or something like that, all I know is that involved water balloons. Since I hold grudges for a bit (still do), I was pelting Michael with water balloons for like some sort of enraged rhino. I was one fucked up little girl. __________________ What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.-Choke, Chuck Palahniuk

02-26-2004	#13
Wobbie Is Back Join Date: May 2003 Age: 41 Posts: 4,580 Rep Power: 58	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. am i the only one that has the guts to post baby pics

02-26-2004	#14
argentmoon harajuku girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 35 Posts: 922 Rep Power: 51	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. Lol! Erm... I don't have a picture, but my earliest memory was when I was two, I woke up and it was dark, probably midnight. I looked around and I realized that I was in the living room with my Grandpa, and I fell back asleep. My grandpa always rocked me to sleep in this rocking chair. Another memory I had, I think I was three, but my parents told me that midnight was the start of the next day. I remember sitting in front of my fireplace on Christmas eve, and I stayed up past midnight just sitting there, staring at the fireplace. I remember thinking that Santa couldn't fit in the fireplace, and that it would hurt if he could, since it hurt when I busted my head open on the fire place. So then I decided that Santa didn't exist. I also accidentally saw the gifts wrapped by my mom, I think I was four, and I recognized her handwriting because I thought her handwriting was pretty. On Christmas she tried to convince me that Santa brought them... I never believed in Santa... __________________ the spirit in me bows to the spirit in you

02-26-2004	#16
RubberDucky55 Almost Smart Master Join Date: Apr 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 2,236 Rep Power: 51	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. hmm...either it was when i was in one of those little plastic swimming pools, and my aunt was swinging on the play set near me, or when my mom woke me and my sister up in our sesame street bed (we shared a bed, cause we were po' folk) and bundled us up in an eagle blanket so she could take us to go pick up my dad from the airport... i remember the second one a lot better, so im guessing the first one was it. i'll put in my baby picutre later, cause im on the stupid computer, and its just to complicated on this one __________________ Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right. MaNahMahNa

02-26-2004	#17
Indiana Tones Almost Smart Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 2,379 Rep Power: 50	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. My first memory was when I was about 2. I was in the bathtub playing with toy boat. I had the water splashing around like crazy. Then I just looked at the boat, then turned to my mom and said "BOAT!!!" And then she got all shocked and ran to get my dad. There's the story of me naked in the tub speaking my first word. I wasn't like the other kids...nope...I didn't feel like saying "Momma" or "Dadda"...my first steps to being different. Oh yeah. I'll have some baby pics later. Right now I have to do some History homework and read 5 chapters of Fuck Hinn...I mean Huck Finn. __________________ Haldo!

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Wobbie Is Back Join Date: May 2003 Age: 41 Posts: 4,580 Rep Power: 58	Re: First memories/ baby pictures. awww, heehee, yeah, you were a cute lil bubba

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