I got beat up by a chick

[Sco Dub T]

Zero and I were hungry last friday night, so we decided to go to McDonalds. At McDonalds I saw my friend Arthur with Alans girlfriend Danyel. Alan knew Danyel was cheating on him with Arthur, but Danyel did not know that Alan knew. I however thought Danyel already knew that Aln knew because Alan told me he was going to talkk to her about it that day. So Danyel sais "you shouldent have bleached your hair." I reply "you shouldent have cheated on Alan with Arthur." Big mistake on my part. She instently went from playfully insulting to furious. As a mater-o-fact, I thought when she yelled "you told Alan I was cheating on him" she was joking, then she started hitting me. All I was doing the whole time was saying it was not my who told Alan and defend my face from her nails. I even tried going into the mens bathroor to escape her wrath, but she followed me in. Meanwhile Zero was observing the workers. He said they where mocking the situation and getting ready to call security. He said they where going to McKick my McFu$%ing ass out of there. The only reason it stoped is she asked me if Alan was home. I said yes and she went to go call him. This is when I made my escape. At one point in the bathroom one eye went up and one went down. It was like Satin himself was kicking my ass. On the lighter side of news...Well crap.