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Hmmmm quite, sir, I vehemently believe there is a flaw in your logistics, see? Time is rather relevant to ones perception, indeed. For the fly, the time you took to swing that newspaper was almost long enough to groom, puke on a bit of apple, munch it down, and lazily drift off in the distance. For the turtle, the blur of the land while being picked up was Earth shattering! Quite. Indeed, yes, chap - you see, time is really relevant. And indeed how does one "own" time at all? It would be rather difficult to "have" time. Ludicrous really. You could say, in fact, you have been alotted a certain degree of realization, and time was fabricated to measure the distance from consciousness to the lack thereof... but rather, I prefer to think of this as a non-issue, and sip my frothy beverage while enjoying the knowledge of the frightening speed we are hurtling through space at.
Here, have a picture of rape: 
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Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side.
Now that I've got you, let's both revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.
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What's the joke about the miller?
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Miller? I barely know 'er!
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Is that what he says in Family Guy?
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Beggone, losers!!
No, but seriously, don't. I love you guys.
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The stiffmiester
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Write a paragraph in the fucking story already.
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I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) |-Mr.MCR-| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become." |
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What story dude?
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Titanic 2 BITCH!!!
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Greatest Post of 2013. Thank you Danielle! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Comrade, the ghost story thread. I started a new one like a year ago after savage demolished the last one, which was cool, until savage demolished the last one, which was cool, until savage demolished the last one, which was cool, until
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Really A year ago? You must be out of your crack smoking mind to get a full year out of maybe 2 or 3 months and you made more messed up changes then Savage did
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and you're the one who asked me what story. lol go fucking write a paragraph already.
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I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) |-Mr.MCR-| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become." |
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I'll write when I feel good and ready
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ZP, get Cstoll on the line! lol I'm calling an audible.
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I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) |-Mr.MCR-| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become." |
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Can't write now, too depressed about Dexter
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I made a meme too.
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