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Old 04-19-2010   #701
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Pubic Pride, good for killing lice in general. Destroyed.
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Old 06-20-2010   #702
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The all-encompassing Walli World must contain such a product as they contain every other feasible product known to man. Contained.
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No, that's just wishful thinking...

Walmart--it is overcome by the sheer weirdness of those who shop there.

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There are useful devices for the cooks such as those. We like to call them straightjackets (and the mental institutes that go with them).



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Everyone knows the fastest, most efficient way to remove a straitjacket is to dive into a river of liquid-hot magma.



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Hardened (beaten) by water.
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Old 06-20-2010   #707
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( ^ Is that in Hawaii? I was just looking at similar pictures--of lava flowing into the ocean. Kind of awesome. No doubt a sight-to-see (and/or -to-photograph) in person....

Anyroad...)

"Dieu marin"--he's the guy to tame the seas and rule them, and such, being the "god of the sea" and all.



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Yea, but ya 'now ma man Triton/Dieu marin aint got no easy life wif all dem woman up in his grillz, yo. All dat bikkerin 'bout bein' human an all must destroy him from da inside, ya 'now?



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"It's only cannibalism if you eat the whole thing."
(Points unstably, yet emphatically.)

Destroyed / Pirated / Tartar-sauced.
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magical tofu is better for the diet than mermaids, appetite contained
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Um. Enough said? <:S

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No hunting. Anything.



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and like every sign, made to be ignored:



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Some signs should certainly not be ignored for the sake of public health and safety!



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but no sign is safe from idiot car drivers





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If we knocked out every stupid driver before they got behind the wheel, we wouldn't have issues like that.



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Society becomes addicted. :(
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Lindsey Lohan contains all of those addictions:
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KEITH FUCKING RICHARDS!!....'nuff said....He can snort, smoke and inject more addiction to make Lindsey Lohan look like a model citizen...AND he can do it all while playing "Paint It Black"

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Charlie Watts beats for Keith Richards. Beaten.

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