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Old 12-01-2008   #661
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Bottles are easily boxed. Contained.
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Puppies come in boxes too



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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

i don't see how i'm going to beat puppies without looking like a cruel motherfucker. fur coat and crowbar came to mind. instead:

your puppy can be contained in this dog carrier:



contained, somewhat loosely.
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The Dog Whisperer trains that owner by reminding her that her dog needs the exercise portion of "exercise, discipline, and then affection," and that it is an animal and not an accessory.



Millan-ed/Beaten.

(Plus his rott would nom that fluff)
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That is SO wrong. Unless it was stuffed, which that one isn't. Ugh.


The Dog Whisperer is overcome by an Illusion he couldn't resist. Contained?

Picture here since it wouldn't be saved.
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The illusion is destroyed by aids; http://www.nextnature.net/research/w...sters(530).jpg
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HOly fuck man, yikes.

looking for aids?


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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

There's no definitive cure yet, but Vitamin C is a big help. Almost contained. Almost beaten.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

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There's no definitive cure yet, but Vitamin C is a big help. Almost contained. Almost beaten.
I think we went a little out of order... since Vitamin C certainly doesn't destroy/beat/contain Africa. But I'll respond to Vitamin C anyway.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

Well... maybe POWERTHIRST doesn't claim to contain Vitamin C, but Vitamin Water does.
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AIDs, not Africa (reference the link) ... but no matter really, carry on :.)
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both power drinks and vitamin water are diuretics and therefore bad for you. Water is always the better option



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...beaten.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

superman takes all the water and the air is slowly killing aquaman...beaten

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Out-cooled / Contained within an aura of coolness.
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Well that one's kinda easy considering the recent news...



Dr. Thomas Wayne destroys Batman.
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Uhhh...He really didn't "destroy" Batman, per se...Unless you're talking about a different Batman or I'm missing something.

Someone spilled coffee all over your comic(al) books. Sorry.



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Towel soaks up the spillage.
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Uhhh...He really didn't "destroy" Batman, per se...Unless you're talking about a different Batman or I'm missing something.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1982939.ece

Weird fucking end to the story.


Anyhoo, Towelie is easily incapacitated by:


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Weird, indeed. And...uh...yeeeeah. That is not natural.

Weed-smokin' alien.



Destroyed.

(That is weed, right?)
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According to H.G. Wells (and, of course, logic) any aliens traveling to Earth to seek weed would succumb to "that humblest of God's creatures" the tiny, powerful microbe:



Eat germs, alien scum.

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