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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Bottles are easily boxed. Contained.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Puppies come in boxes too
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
i don't see how i'm going to beat puppies without looking like a cruel motherfucker. fur coat and crowbar came to mind. instead:
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
The Dog Whisperer trains that owner by reminding her that her dog needs the exercise portion of "exercise, discipline, and then affection," and that it is an animal and not an accessory.
.jpg) Millan-ed/Beaten. (Plus his rott would nom that fluff)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
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^ That is SO wrong. Unless it was stuffed, which that one isn't. Ugh. The Dog Whisperer is overcome by an Illusion he couldn't resist. Contained? Picture here since it wouldn't be saved.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
The illusion is destroyed by aids; http://www.nextnature.net/research/w...sters(530).jpg
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looking for aids? contained |
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
There's no definitive cure yet, but Vitamin C is a big help. Almost contained. Almost beaten.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Quote:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs Well... maybe POWERTHIRST doesn't claim to contain Vitamin C, but Vitamin Water does. |
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
AIDs, not Africa (reference the link) ... but no matter really, carry on :.)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
both power drinks and vitamin water are diuretics and therefore bad for you. Water is always the better option
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
 ...beaten.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
superman takes all the water and the air is slowly killing aquaman...beaten
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
 Out-cooled / Contained within an aura of coolness.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Well that one's kinda easy considering the recent news...
 Dr. Thomas Wayne destroys Batman. 
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Uhhh...He really didn't "destroy" Batman, per se...Unless you're talking about a different Batman or I'm missing something.
 Someone spilled coffee all over your comic(al) books. Sorry.  Destroyed.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Towel soaks up the spillage.
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Weird fucking end to the story. Anyhoo, Towelie is easily incapacitated by:  Beaten.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
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Weed-smokin' alien.  Destroyed. (That is weed, right?)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
According to H.G. Wells (and, of course, logic) any aliens traveling to Earth to seek weed would succumb to "that humblest of God's creatures" the tiny, powerful microbe:
 Eat germs, alien scum. Destroyed.
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