Almost Smart  

Go Back   Almost Smart > The Lounge > Threads That Never End

Threads That Never End They go on and on my friend.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 09-28-2008   #621
Brisa
The Missing Linx
 
Brisa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 33
Posts: 901
Rep Power: 33
Brisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divine
Send a message via MSN to Brisa Send a message via Skype™ to Brisa
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Some cats hate the sand in between there paws though, so instead of using a bathroom thats always out of order, they start adapting to the household.



beaten
__________________
^_^ ~Brisa~ ^_^
<(*_*)>
Face the facts.
Brisa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2008   #622
Zanahoria_Picante
Orange you glad she's not a banana?
 
Zanahoria_Picante's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,952
Rep Power: 146
Zanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond reputeZanahoria_Picante has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

I'm sorry. A meteor strikes the kitty before he can flaunt his impressive lavatory skillz.



(That's the aftermath.)

Destroyed.
__________________
Zanahoria_Picante

..| |
.| | |
_____
\ love /-|
-\__/--|

"When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything."
Steven Wright




;
Zanahoria_Picante is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2008   #623
Drogdar
The one and only.
 
Drogdar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Age: 33
Posts: 2,626
Rep Power: 42
Drogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond reputeDrogdar has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

not a big deal for super man




Contained
__________________


Quote:
Originally Said by foxy View Post
...@ @...
...( _ )...
(\( ... )/)
m mm m

OBEY HYPNOTOAD
Quote:
Originally Said by YouKnowWhoYouAre
Ah well, she knows she's a bitch.
Drogdar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2008   #624
my.dragons.lady
happy heretic
 
my.dragons.lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,000
Rep Power: 58
my.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Superman is a wussy. Piece of cake!



Contained.
__________________
~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~
Religion and science coexist when neither tries to be the other. ~~ me

"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need." ~~ Cicero


"Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food." ~~ Hippocrates

"Trust, but verify." ~~ Damon Runyon * Said to me by Andy Stephenson of Hacking Democracy, in memory of and one account. Miss you much, Andy.
my.dragons.lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2008   #625
GoddessDivine
I move the stars for no one.
 
GoddessDivine's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 39
Posts: 3,871
Rep Power: 96
GoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to GoddessDivine Send a message via Skype™ to GoddessDivine
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

wasn't all that hurled into the sun???? so destroyed


but wait, batman has a few pieces of Kryptonite in the batcave right? so then contained

__________________
...the light of her eyes fell on him from afar and pierced his heart.-Tolkien
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.-Joker
Your eyes can deceive you, do not trust them.
-Obi Wan





GoddessDivine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2008   #626
my.dragons.lady
happy heretic
 
my.dragons.lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,000
Rep Power: 58
my.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Iceman has a breakdown and implodes putting out the sun's lights permanently.



Destroyed.
__________________
~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~
Religion and science coexist when neither tries to be the other. ~~ me

"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need." ~~ Cicero


"Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food." ~~ Hippocrates

"Trust, but verify." ~~ Damon Runyon * Said to me by Andy Stephenson of Hacking Democracy, in memory of and one account. Miss you much, Andy.
my.dragons.lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2008   #627
GoddessDivine
I move the stars for no one.
 
GoddessDivine's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 39
Posts: 3,871
Rep Power: 96
GoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to GoddessDivine Send a message via Skype™ to GoddessDivine
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

what breaks ice? a hammer but who has a hammer? The one and only MC that is...destroyed

__________________
...the light of her eyes fell on him from afar and pierced his heart.-Tolkien
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.-Joker
Your eyes can deceive you, do not trust them.
-Obi Wan





GoddessDivine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2008   #628
Brisa
The Missing Linx
 
Brisa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 33
Posts: 901
Rep Power: 33
Brisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divine
Send a message via MSN to Brisa Send a message via Skype™ to Brisa
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

If you ever watched this movie, you would know that it so butchered that dance.



DESTROYED!
__________________
^_^ ~Brisa~ ^_^
<(*_*)>
Face the facts.
Brisa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2008   #629
GoddessDivine
I move the stars for no one.
 
GoddessDivine's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 39
Posts: 3,871
Rep Power: 96
GoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond reputeGoddessDivine has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to GoddessDivine Send a message via Skype™ to GoddessDivine
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

well i got hungry and well your fish has been eaten...errrr is that beaten or destroyed or maybe contained????

__________________
...the light of her eyes fell on him from afar and pierced his heart.-Tolkien
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.-Joker
Your eyes can deceive you, do not trust them.
-Obi Wan





GoddessDivine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2008   #630
EmperorChaos
Ruin you like this website.
 
EmperorChaos's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Age: 41
Posts: 11,726
Rep Power: 151
EmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond reputeEmperorChaos has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via ICQ to EmperorChaos Send a message via AIM to EmperorChaos Send a message via MSN to EmperorChaos Send a message via Yahoo to EmperorChaos
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Uncontained and recontained into the ocean.



That's a real picture of Dana too.
__________________
The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox.
-=-=-=-
"Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov
EmperorChaos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-30-2008   #631
my.dragons.lady
happy heretic
 
my.dragons.lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,000
Rep Power: 58
my.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

^ What comes around goes around! *lol*

A fire truck was sent to release enough H202 to clean up the entire beach.

Contained.
__________________
~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~
Religion and science coexist when neither tries to be the other. ~~ me

"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need." ~~ Cicero


"Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food." ~~ Hippocrates

"Trust, but verify." ~~ Damon Runyon * Said to me by Andy Stephenson of Hacking Democracy, in memory of and one account. Miss you much, Andy.
my.dragons.lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-01-2008   #632
Brisa
The Missing Linx
 
Brisa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 33
Posts: 901
Rep Power: 33
Brisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divine
Send a message via MSN to Brisa Send a message via Skype™ to Brisa
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

The truck was such a hero they wanted to melt it down and add a peice of safety to each childs bed:



Contained/destroyed.
__________________
^_^ ~Brisa~ ^_^
<(*_*)>
Face the facts.
Brisa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2008   #633
Demonica
Hormonal for life!
 
Demonica's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,163
Rep Power: 43
Demonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond reputeDemonica has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via Yahoo to Demonica Send a message via Skype™ to Demonica
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it



Safety Recall will destroy your child's play thing.

__________________

Well, She is!
Demonica is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2008   #634
foxyphoenix
Ubi dubium, ibi libertas.
 
foxyphoenix's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Age: 34
Posts: 4,374
Rep Power: 113
foxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

PB&J contains lead. Get it? Pb??

Whatever, look at the pixel-y picture:

__________________
o.O

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
-
Carl Sagan

"It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance."
-
Charles Darwin

"What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected."
-
Chief Seattle

Almost Smart Store

foxyphoenix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2008   #635
my.dragons.lady
happy heretic
 
my.dragons.lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,000
Rep Power: 58
my.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Nothing like a giant baseball bat to take down the pbj dancing banana

destroyed
__________________
~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~
Religion and science coexist when neither tries to be the other. ~~ me

"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need." ~~ Cicero


"Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food." ~~ Hippocrates

"Trust, but verify." ~~ Damon Runyon * Said to me by Andy Stephenson of Hacking Democracy, in memory of and one account. Miss you much, Andy.

Last edited by my.dragons.lady; 10-05-2008 at 11:06 PM. Reason: interesting, the image link is there and is still good but doesn't show
my.dragons.lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2008   #636
Brisa
The Missing Linx
 
Brisa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 33
Posts: 901
Rep Power: 33
Brisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divineBrisa is divine
Send a message via MSN to Brisa Send a message via Skype™ to Brisa
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Fear the all mighty wood shredder.



Destroyed.
__________________
^_^ ~Brisa~ ^_^
<(*_*)>
Face the facts.
Brisa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2008   #637
Tala
iGor
 
Tala's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 33
Posts: 282
Rep Power: 50
Tala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Ok follow my train of thought here...

Someone mistakenly tries to feed Shredder this precious ancient artifact


That makes this archeologist just a little put off.


So he hires this ninja


And the ninja uses his Bushido Shoshinshu-infused brain cells to realize that this object

will stop Shredder blades.

Destroyed...By a ninja!!
__________________
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
~ T. S. Eliot
Tala is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2008   #638
foxyphoenix
Ubi dubium, ibi libertas.
 
foxyphoenix's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Age: 34
Posts: 4,374
Rep Power: 113
foxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond reputefoxyphoenix has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Of course, pirates are way better than ninjas and eat cement blocks for breakfast.



Destroyed.
__________________
o.O

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
-
Carl Sagan

"It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance."
-
Charles Darwin

"What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected."
-
Chief Seattle

Almost Smart Store

foxyphoenix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2008   #639
my.dragons.lady
happy heretic
 
my.dragons.lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 3,000
Rep Power: 58
my.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond reputemy.dragons.lady has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Moby Dick swallows them whole!



Contained
__________________
~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~ - ~*.*~
Religion and science coexist when neither tries to be the other. ~~ me

"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need." ~~ Cicero


"Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food." ~~ Hippocrates

"Trust, but verify." ~~ Damon Runyon * Said to me by Andy Stephenson of Hacking Democracy, in memory of and one account. Miss you much, Andy.
my.dragons.lady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2008   #640
Tala
iGor
 
Tala's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Age: 33
Posts: 282
Rep Power: 50
Tala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond reputeTala has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Beluga’s heads contain a special gelatinous substance that can be shaped in the water to be extra stream line or to attract mates. Beluga facts (and much more! ) are contained in the mighty book of marine biology!



knowledge usefully conatined
__________________
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
~ T. S. Eliot
Tala is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I Will Beat Pac-man !! tynie Jokes & Comedy 3 08-21-2004 02:34 PM
think you can beat me? cloud nine General 23 12-01-2003 12:59 PM
Linkin park just rewrites lyrics not the beat razmella Music 37 11-18-2003 07:31 PM
No game will beat HALO 2! theonehbk2003 Gamers Hangout 7 05-28-2003 08:03 PM
I got beat up by a chick Sco Dub T Front Page 0 08-27-2001 11:58 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:38 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2000 - 2006, Almost Smart