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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
The Balrog melts the plastic-bottle house.
 Destroyed.
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08-28-2008
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
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"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance." - Charles Darwin "What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected." - Chief Seattle Almost Smart Store |
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Harry Potter also, "returns from the dead," and he's younger so he lives longer
 Beaten/Potter-ed
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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08-28-2008
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Ubi dubium, ibi libertas.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
As noted in Potter Puppet Pals, Harry is easily distracted by angst.
Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst.  Angst.
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"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance." - Charles Darwin "What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected." - Chief Seattle Almost Smart Store |
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08-28-2008
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
hahaha, very nice.. in honor of jenn:
 bitch-slapped.
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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08-28-2008
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Bitches Brew made with fresh bitch slappers of course. Cooked. Destroyed?
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08-29-2008
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Miles gets pissed off and beats the fuck out of his trumpet:
 destroyed/de-trumpeted
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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08-29-2008
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Sure it was just his trumpet?
 Chick Corea steps in and takes over with his trumpet. So there.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
yeah.. the image didn't show up at all
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Oh, I see the image of the smushed instrument without a problem. I was just implying Miles Davis didn't always keep his temper to his instruments :.)
When his wings began to melt, Icarus swoops down and falls on Chick Corea's head, obliterating both of them. Just ignore the shorts :.)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
No, I'd rather not ignore the shorts.. given I'd much rather see them than what's beneath them...
anyways, the human body weighs too much to be supported by wings of that size..  beaten.
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"I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama |
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Big Ben weighs substantially more than most humans.
 Beaten.
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Ubi dubium, ibi libertas.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Big Ben is defaced when Basil of Baker Street defeats Professor Ratigan.
 Destroyed, if only on the mouse level.
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
These animatronic velociraptors attack the The Great Mouse Detective video tape.
 Destroyed / "Because we're being hunted."
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Ubi dubium, ibi libertas.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
[How do I not own those yet?!?!?!?]
 Dinosaurs, uh, had their shot, and nature... selected them... for, uh, for extinction. Natural selection and ellipses destroyed velociraptors.
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"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance." - Charles Darwin "What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected." - Chief Seattle Almost Smart Store |
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09-01-2008
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
I, uh...seemed to have infused my DNA--my, uh, DNA with...with that of a fly's.
 Beaten / Mutated.
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Jeff Goldblum didn't expect that. But do you know what he expected even less?
 Beaten by the main weapon of surprise, surprise and fear--two! Two main weapons of surprise and fear and ruthless efficiency. Three! Our three main weapons of --I'll come in again!
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
It's just too bad the catholic church didn't see Henry VIII coming or they'd have killed him before he fucked things up mightily.
 king-ed
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
As the mnemonic goes, "Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived" and so it was for Catharine Parr.
 Beaten / Poem'd / Outlived Henry VIII-ed
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Man eating dragons could have stopped all of that from happening.
 Destroyed, cause it solved the henry problems and let women live in peace.
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