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Old 08-07-2008   #521
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

But we humans have discovered ways for Lightning to amuse us rather then shock the living hell out of us.


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Nicolas Cage is faster than lightning.



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Edit: Dash it all! Oh well. Nick Cage is more amusing than that, as well. ;) Still applies.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Hmmm, I posted at the same time as Ringo.... HMMMMMM!!!

Well Nicholas Cage is far better in National Treasure (ONE) than in Gone in 60 seconds.



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oh nonononono

Ghost Rider beats both.

He sure is aging well :.)
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Ghost Rider beats both.

He sure is aging well :.)
That movie seemed too funny to see. hehe.

Nicholas Cage gets caged!



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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

It wasn't the best script, but the special effects were done well enough to be fun to watch :.)

But, the cage is unexpectedly unlocked by a bright critter, reopening the cage and leaving Nicholas Cage at large again.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Nicholas Cage ruined his image by degrading himself in National Treasure 2.




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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Sadly, National Treasure and National Treasure 2 are just a movie, which like so many of my DVD's (or vhs) can be broken.



Especially when Used like a frizby for a dog.
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Luckily, DVDs have been rendered almost-absolete by Torrents. Within an hour, I can still have National Treasure 2. =)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Eventually this kid will just get annoyed at all the computers in the world and kill them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oj4JkwuIp4

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That was so completely sad. I found a translated version here. The translator said it was about playing Unreal Tournament.
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That was so completely sad. I found a translated version here. The translator said it was about playing Unreal Tournament.
Ya, No one really knows what he was playing. Some say its was that unreal tournament, others say it was some online game, and there are a lot of definitions for it. All we can know for sure, is that he was pissed.
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Please follow game rules as laid out for us on the first page and post a PICTURE and not a YouTube link.

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Ok... Im going to pretend the other stuff is not there and focus on the last pic...

a piece of lint commits suicide in the fan causing...



the suicide bomber came from none other than....





Lint man!

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The lint goes into this little, tawdry, and bejeweled trinket box that for some reason has the letter "B" inside it.



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Contained when Samson the Giant Salamander swallows it whole and waddles away.
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Covered by this magical, chocolate ice cream shell stuff.



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