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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
 OH NOES!!! THEY IS/ARE CONTAINED!
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The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov |
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Andrew's spokesman
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Contained in a high security black box....thing
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sweet, funny and down-right CUTE!
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Cool container thingy destroyed by super strong dude with a wreking ball whip!!!
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09-13-2007
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Windows Vista prompts "super strong dude" to answer hundreds of useless, repetitive questions before he can attack ("Are you sure you want to break into that box? It may contain a virus!"). Due to exasperation, he rescinds his attacks and finds something more entertaining to do (i.e. darn socks or solve Rubix Cubes).
(Beaten) 
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09-14-2007
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
A horrible virus leaks into all windows systems accross the world, destroying millions of computers across the world!!!!
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09-14-2007
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Thx for the memories
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
turns out all you have to do is shut down the comp and the virus is gone.
 contained.
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Ubi dubium, ibi libertas.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
No explanation needed:
 Beaten.
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09-14-2007
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Sir. Isaac Newton found apples most interesting as they toppled from trees, so much so that the sight may have catalyzed his theory o' gravity. Your Mac--your apple--is not exempt from the fruits of that epiphany.
 (Your "Apple" tips off the desk (and due to gravity): Destroyed.)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Unfortunately for Sir Issac, the church is furious with his anti god teachings of "science and gravity" hundreds of angry christian mobsters execute him by hanging. (beaten)
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09-16-2007
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Unfortunately, the, uh, "scribe" who was charged to record said events wrote the entire horrific tale in invisible, highly temperature-sensitive ink and left it out in the sun, resulting in nothing but a blank (what would've been history) book.
 (Destroyed)
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I love my brother.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
God.
(pwnd)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Quote:
Now we're back to history being erased. The pen is mightier than the sword (or paper). History is rewritten with this mighty magic pen:  Contained.
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I love my brother.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Right, my bad, haven't been on the forums in awhile, nevermind this thread in particular.
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09-16-2007
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Thx for the memories
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Yes history is re-written, but unfortunately, the first words written meant absolutely nothing.
 defeated.
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I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) |-Mr.MCR-| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become." |
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09-17-2007
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Luckilly for history, thousands of years later archeologists find the meaningless words, and believe they mean more than nothing, and begin to translate the actually meaningless crap into great words of history. (shown below)
 (beaten)
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09-17-2007
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
history is written in books....that can be kept in cabinets!
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09-17-2007
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
unfortunately all of you cabnets and all of its contents were destroyed in massive floods and earthquakes caused by global warming.
destroyed!!
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09-17-2007
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Orange you glad she's not a banana?
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
Thank goodness! Immediately before global warming could reach its full potency, scientists discovered that Pam Cooking Spray (trademark) actually reverses Ozone depletion.
 (Beaten / "Pam-ed")
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
unfortuneately scientists find Pam to have trace amounts of DDT, and other fine chemicals that can be used to kill people, and are forced to remove it from the market. (contained)
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it
But unfortunatly for the inteligent scientists, people don't listen to those recalls and continue to use Pam. In fact, they use so much we start having a problem with too much O-zone
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