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Old 04-27-2006   #1
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How Do You Know your Lebanese !

You know you're LEBANESE when . . .

1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking (okay merci kteer, yallah bye!)

2) You call a night club A Night and Dunkin Donuts The Dunkin

3) You wont drive anything thats not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer

4) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime

5) You could always use another pair of sunglasses

6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out

7) You think you are better than everyone just because you are Lebanese

8) You are so class while everyone else are nawar

9) You say you hate all Khaleejis but youll go work in Saudi Arabia or Dubai in a heartbeat

10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes

11) Your family owns at least one Sri Lankan servant

12) You cant do anything in life unless you have a wasta (connections)

13) You have about 40 cousins

14) You have at least one relative named George, Elie, Tony, or Marc

15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know

16) Family gatherings are filled with gossiping and cat-fights, where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss politics

17) You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news

18) You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa

19) You bought your drivers license

20) You dont have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell phone every month

21) You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right?

22) You dress like youre going clubbing all day everyday, probably because you do.

23) If you are a Lebanese girl you give the look of death to another girl who looks better than you

24) Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding

25) When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you

26) You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon, but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends

27) The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill

28) You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words

29) You have to keep explaining to Westerners that Beirut is not just a drinking game

30) Your refer to other Lebanese guys as Cuz or Bro

31) Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing the latest family drama

32) There is no such thing as quiet time

33) You know there is another meaning for kiss and tease

34) At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese

35) Going to church is a fashion show

36) You have at least one gold chain with a cedar tree or a cross on it

37) You think wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool

38) You are always right! haha !!!!!!
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Old 04-27-2006   #2
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Re: How Do You Know your Lebanese !

i didnt get it. drat my ignorance of the middle east. the joke could apply to my large mexican family though...

still, drat for not getting it...
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Re: How Do You Know your Lebanese !

oh my god every single thing listed there is like.... so true a few of my aunts are lebanese, that's how i know. they're really sweet people though. Oh, and i've watched so many Lebanese sitcoms and stuff like that. So yeah, god this is so funny lol
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Re: How Do You Know your Lebanese !

right over my head.
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Re: How Do You Know your Lebanese !

heh it was pretty funny actually....probably the only joke of your's i enjoyed...

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Re: How Do You Know your Lebanese !

spot on, i must say.

although the plastic surgery should include that 90% of the time it's nose surgery.

admittedly, mind, a few of those apply across the middle east:

family, expensive cars, new phones, etc.

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