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Old 08-23-2005   #1
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GUY jokes (for a change of pace)

alright, i'm kinda burnt out on blonde/girl jokes... lets crack on my gender and see who has the last laugh!

Q:
Why don't jocks mind taking group showers?

A:
Cause you'll never be the only saying "the water was cold!"

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Q:
Why do guys always travel in packs but hate 'sausage fests' ?

A:
You ever seen a single brautwurst for sale?

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Q:
Why are guys so proficent at changing tires?

A:
They're used to using a little elbow grease and 'the iron' to pop a nut

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Q:
Why are men obsessed with breasts?

A:
You ever played with a pair? They're FASCINATING!
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Old 08-23-2005   #2
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Re: GUY jokes (for a change of pace)

shouldnt this be moved?... as a mod you should know better cloud :p
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aaaand moved.
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Re: GUY jokes (for a change of pace)

there need to be more jokes ive decided . so far so good though.
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Re: GUY jokes (for a change of pace)

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shouldnt this be moved?... as a mod you should know better cloud :p
yeah Cloud. think you need to ban yourself for your insolence.
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