sick jokes

Penie · 04-09-2003

after the dead babies jokes sucsesss, i thought a more general sick jokes thread might work. please dont ban me.

see if you can top this:
how do you know when your sister is on her period?
your dad's cock tastes funny

Mr Stabby · 04-09-2003

.............................................

Chi-Master · 04-09-2003

That crossed about 4 lines.

Penie · 04-09-2003

a girl asks to borrow her dads car, he replies "if you suck my penis" after 5 minutes the girl says "dad, your penis tastes like shit" he replies "yeah, your brother wanted a fiver earllier"

BOOM BOOM.

Penie · 04-09-2003

what sexual position produces the ugliest babys?

ASK YOUR MUM!

Mr Stabby · 04-09-2003

fadingroses · 04-09-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by dyspraxcia kid
what sexual position produces the ugliest babys?

ASK YOUR MUM!

LOL...

i, um, did... and she didn't know.

gillo_in_iraq · 04-10-2003

What do you do after you've had a baby

?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????

Put its Nappy back on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no1special · 04-13-2003

how do u know when u've had a baby.....

it's hips are broken

rich101682 · 04-14-2003

What's better than having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?

being able to slick her hair back and make her look 7.

rich101682 · 04-14-2003

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench. A man runs up and flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, but the second one can't reach that far.

digital · 10-25-2003

Mmm I seriously thought jokes were meant to be funny, but you've obviously proved me wrong :'/

Chromious · 01-21-2007

A bear is standing next to a stream and he's looking at a fish who's looking at a fly and he figures when that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water and i am going to grab that fish.

just then a hunter walks up and he's looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he says to himself..When that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water the bear will reach forward to grab the fish and when he does I am going to shoot him.

Just then a mouse walks up and he's looking at the hunter who is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he figures..when that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water the bear is going to reach and grab the fish and when he does the hunter is going to bring up his gun and shoot the bear dropping the sandwich and i am going to jump on the sandwich

just then a cat walks up and looks to the mouse who is looking at the hunter who is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he figures when that fly drops down 6 inches the fish is going to jump out of the water the bear is going to lean forward to grab the fish and when he does the hunter is going to shoot the bear and drop the sandwich in the process and the mouse is going to jump on the sandwich and I will jump on the mouse.

well it happens just like that.
The fly dops down 6 inches.
the fish jumps out of the water
the bear reaches forward to grab the fish
the hunter raises his gun to shoot the bear and drops his sandwich
the mouse jumps on the sandwich as it falls out of the hunters pocket
the cat then goes to jump on the mouse and misses completely landing in the water.

the whole point to this ..when the fly is 6 inches down and the pussy is all wet Life is good

Bamcubz · 01-21-2007

Pittielynn · 01-21-2007

The first ones were WRONG, but the last one was great.

thirstygodiva · 01-21-2007

oh wow those were so wrong i can't even laugh... and i thought i had a sick joke:

why don't old women have sex anymore?

have you ever tried to open a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Pittielynn · 01-21-2007

lmao.....sick....but funny.

schism- · 01-21-2007

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off when you're jumping on a trampoline.

Pittielynn · 01-21-2007

I havent figured out this one yet...its bad and kinda mean...

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

thirstygodiva · 01-21-2007

Quote:

Originally Said by pittielynn

I havent figured out this one yet...its bad and kinda mean...

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

i think it's "a pizza doesn't scream"

04-09-2003	#1
Penie i love kali more than carrots Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: new york. thats a lie. Age: 35 Posts: 1,869 Rep Power: 45	sick jokes after the dead babies jokes sucsesss, i thought a more general sick jokes thread might work. please dont ban me. see if you can top this: how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dad's cock tastes funny __________________ i have signature's switched off. so i dont see this.

04-09-2003	#2
Mr Stabby Turned out to be crazy weird Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: UK Age: 35 Posts: 8,295 Rep Power: 62	............................................. __________________

04-09-2003	#3
Chi-Master Experienced Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston, TX Age: 36 Posts: 327 Rep Power: 35	That crossed about 4 lines. __________________ Making the world a more interesting place since 1984. "Lucky in cards unlucky in love" Rising from the ashes like the True Phoenix

04-09-2003	#4
Penie i love kali more than carrots Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: new york. thats a lie. Age: 35 Posts: 1,869 Rep Power: 45	a girl asks to borrow her dads car, he replies "if you suck my penis" after 5 minutes the girl says "dad, your penis tastes like shit" he replies "yeah, your brother wanted a fiver earllier" BOOM BOOM. __________________ i have signature's switched off. so i dont see this.

04-09-2003	#5
Penie i love kali more than carrots Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: new york. thats a lie. Age: 35 Posts: 1,869 Rep Power: 45	what sexual position produces the ugliest babys? ASK YOUR MUM! __________________ i have signature's switched off. so i dont see this.

04-09-2003	#6
Mr Stabby Turned out to be crazy weird Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: UK Age: 35 Posts: 8,295 Rep Power: 62	__________________

04-10-2003	#8
gillo_in_iraq Newbie Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Derby, England Age: 33 Posts: 25 Rep Power: 33	What do you do after you've had a baby ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????? Put its Nappy back on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Every holes a goal- providing its female.

04-13-2003	#9
no1special Newbie Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6 Rep Power: 0	how do u know when u've had a baby..... it's hips are broken

04-14-2003	#10
rich101682 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Eureka, IL Age: 38 Posts: 691 Rep Power: 36	What's better than having sex with a 12 year old in the shower? being able to slick her hair back and make her look 7.

10-25-2003	#12
digital Trainee Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 32	Re: sick jokes Mmm I seriously thought jokes were meant to be funny, but you've obviously proved me wrong :'/ __________________ This is the bottom line... 'cos digi says so! ;)

01-21-2007	#13
Chromious Newbie Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Maine Age: 49 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Re: sick jokes A bear is standing next to a stream and he's looking at a fish who's looking at a fly and he figures when that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water and i am going to grab that fish. just then a hunter walks up and he's looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he says to himself..When that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water the bear will reach forward to grab the fish and when he does I am going to shoot him. Just then a mouse walks up and he's looking at the hunter who is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he figures..when that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water the bear is going to reach and grab the fish and when he does the hunter is going to bring up his gun and shoot the bear dropping the sandwich and i am going to jump on the sandwich just then a cat walks up and looks to the mouse who is looking at the hunter who is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he figures when that fly drops down 6 inches the fish is going to jump out of the water the bear is going to lean forward to grab the fish and when he does the hunter is going to shoot the bear and drop the sandwich in the process and the mouse is going to jump on the sandwich and I will jump on the mouse. well it happens just like that. The fly dops down 6 inches. the fish jumps out of the water the bear reaches forward to grab the fish the hunter raises his gun to shoot the bear and drops his sandwich the mouse jumps on the sandwich as it falls out of the hunters pocket the cat then goes to jump on the mouse and misses completely landing in the water. the whole point to this ..when the fly is 6 inches down and the pussy is all wet Life is good

01-21-2007	#14
Bamcubz WIFE - MOM - ME Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pensacola, FL Age: 58 Posts: 2,124 Rep Power: 51	Re: sick jokes __________________ At the beach, life passes differently. Time does not pass by the hours but by the moments and moods.

01-21-2007	#15
Pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: History Posts: 5,547 Rep Power: 97	Re: sick jokes The first ones were WRONG, but the last one was great. __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje All along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more... ...One step closer. •°o.O♠O.o°• Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade

01-21-2007	#16
thirstygodiva Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Age: 31 Posts: 122 Rep Power: 33	Re: sick jokes oh wow those were so wrong i can't even laugh... and i thought i had a sick joke: why don't old women have sex anymore? have you ever tried to open a grilled-cheese sandwich? __________________ your health. may you live a thousand years.

01-21-2007	#17
Pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: History Posts: 5,547 Rep Power: 97	Re: sick jokes lmao.....sick....but funny. __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje All along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more... ...One step closer. •°o.O♠O.o°• Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade

01-21-2007	#19
Pittielynn sweet, funny and down-right CUTE! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: History Posts: 5,547 Rep Power: 97	Re: sick jokes I havent figured out this one yet...its bad and kinda mean... Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. __________________ "Be strong while it's hard and laugh at it after it's over. You just gotta live." - Spadetje All along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me, I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more... ...One step closer. •°o.O♠O.o°• Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade

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