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Sha-wing!
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GUY jokes (for a change of pace)
alright, i'm kinda burnt out on blonde/girl jokes... lets crack on my gender and see who has the last laugh!
Q: Why don't jocks mind taking group showers? A: Cause you'll never be the only saying "the water was cold!" ----- Q: Why do guys always travel in packs but hate 'sausage fests' ? A: You ever seen a single brautwurst for sale? ----- Q: Why are guys so proficent at changing tires? A: They're used to using a little elbow grease and 'the iron' to pop a nut ---- Q: Why are men obsessed with breasts? A: You ever played with a pair? They're FASCINATING!
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Drowning in your awe
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Re: GUY jokes (for a change of pace)
shouldnt this be moved?... as a mod you should know better cloud :p
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groingrabbingly good!
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Re: GUY jokes (for a change of pace)
aaaand moved.
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08-26-2005
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Junior Member
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Re: GUY jokes (for a change of pace)
there need to be more jokes ive decided . so far so good though.
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Thx for the memories
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Re: GUY jokes (for a change of pace)
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