tongue twisters

Kali · 06-22-2004

as a few of y'all have kindly taken over the thread in the 'never ending' bit, i figured that seeing as you're so intent on sharing your little word wonders, there may as well be a thread actually for it.

so here ya go [*cough* spuds], challenge time.

and if you're going to post one, you may as well prove you can actually say the damn thing. more voice uploads? well why not.

Indiana Tones · 06-22-2004

I'll come up with a good one tomorrow or later, and I'll make myself into a retard by saying it for you all to laugh at.

HauntedMike · 06-22-2004

Old Granny Grunt had a cuddy punt. Not a guddy punt, nor a hunt punt cuddy.

Try saying THAT while drunk.

-Mike

Yugoloth · 06-23-2004

Red leather yellow leather. It's harder than it seems.

Wobbie · 06-23-2004

i'm great at tounge twisters. i've yet to say one that i can't do. I'll upload some sound files of me doing some soon.

oh, and try saying irish wristwatch fast

i can do it fine, but everyone else i know can't

Kali · 06-23-2004

easy peasy.

i don't have trouble with tongue twisters, it really pisses my mates off in speech class.

Wobbie · 06-23-2004

hahaha, yeah. people get annoyed that they can't stump me at all

SpudNuts · 06-23-2004

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread (Repeat millions of times)

Rar.

Kali · 06-23-2004

we did a different version of betty botter:

betty botter bought some butter
"but," she said "this butter's bitter.
if i put it in my batter
it will make my batter bitter."
so she bought some better butter
and it made her batter better.

and i teach this one with the little kids, which isn't difficult so much as it is silly [and painful at times]:

i'm a peg leg parrot
i'm a peg leg pet
and i totter as i potter on my perch.
my leg's in plaster
from a wobbling disaster
as i trotted from a poplar to a birch.

and i can't find it, but i love the 'if moses supposes his toses are roses, then moses supposes erroneously' one.

Penie · 06-23-2004

an easy one:
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

a variation on the leather one:
red lorry yellow lorry

and the hardest one in the world (according to the guiness book of records)
the sikth sick sheiks sikth sheeps sick

that ones near impossibile.

Kali · 06-23-2004

mainly because the first word [sikth] isn't actually a word.

Penie · 06-23-2004

oh well, you know what i mean. the sixth.

Indiana Tones · 06-23-2004

Ok, I'm going to make a fool of myself.

Here's Rob's stuff.
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/irish wristwatch - small.wav

Spudnut's
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/betty botter - small.wav

http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/peter piper - small.wav

Cowboy Jew's
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/cowboy jew - small.wav

Kali's parrot thing
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/parrot - small.wav

moonlight_serenade · 06-23-2004

Ah yes, tounge twisters...

Here are a few...

~ Cinnamon synonym
~ Penny's pretty pink pigtails
~ Fred french-fried five fat flat flying fish
~ A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer

jchen927 · 06-23-2004

Esau Wood sawed wood.
Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw.
Esau's wood saw would saw wood!
One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood,
so Wood sought a wood saw that would.
Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no
wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood.
So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood
as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed.
Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood
saw saw wood as no wood saw
Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.

Indiana Tones · 06-23-2004

I'll record those tomorrow, and yizzalls can laugh at me again. I'm feeling lazy right now.

underwater_kitten · 06-24-2004

Lol kickflip
They're really good. I have one too =D

I'm not a pheasant plucker nor a pheasant pluckers son,
But I'll keep plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

Penie · 06-24-2004

the one i know replaces 'son' with 'mate' and ends 'because the phesent pluckers late'

Indiana Tones · 06-24-2004

CAUTION: PARENTAL ADVISORY...not for children under 54

I may have mispronounced some words. haha

First up is moonlight_serenade
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/moonlight seranade - small.wav

Now batting is Jchen....this is my first attempt
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jchen mess up - small.wav

second attempt
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jchen - small.wav

Underwater Kitten
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/underwater kitten - small.wav

And finally...Cowboy Jew's version of the one above
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jewy pheasant - small.wav

You may now laugh at my stupidity. Enjoy.

underwater_kitten · 06-25-2004

Heehee. You rock my socks

You're, like, the only person I know that can say that without stuffing it up. Congratulations!
Rep for that.

06-22-2004	#1
Kali groingrabbingly good! Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 3,502 Rep Power: 67	tongue twisters as a few of y'all have kindly taken over the thread in the 'never ending' bit, i figured that seeing as you're so intent on sharing your little word wonders, there may as well be a thread actually for it. so here ya go [cough spuds], challenge time. and if you're going to post one, you may as well prove you can actually say the damn thing. more voice uploads? well why not.

06-22-2004	#2
Indiana Tones Almost Smart Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 2,379 Rep Power: 50	Re: tongue twisters I'll come up with a good one tomorrow or later, and I'll make myself into a retard by saying it for you all to laugh at. __________________ Haldo!

06-22-2004	#3
HauntedMike fear the hangover fairy Join Date: Nov 2003 Age: 37 Posts: 752 Rep Power: 40	Re: tongue twisters Old Granny Grunt had a cuddy punt. Not a guddy punt, nor a hunt punt cuddy. Try saying THAT while drunk. -Mike __________________ My end has come... For now, I come for you...

06-23-2004	#4
Yugoloth ----- Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 38 Posts: 2,150 Rep Power: 83	Re: tongue twisters Red leather yellow leather. It's harder than it seems.

06-23-2004	#5
Wobbie Is Back Join Date: May 2003 Age: 41 Posts: 4,580 Rep Power: 58	Re: tongue twisters i'm great at tounge twisters. i've yet to say one that i can't do. I'll upload some sound files of me doing some soon. oh, and try saying irish wristwatch fast i can do it fine, but everyone else i know can't

06-23-2004	#6
Kali groingrabbingly good! Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 3,502 Rep Power: 67	Re: tongue twisters easy peasy. i don't have trouble with tongue twisters, it really pisses my mates off in speech class.

06-23-2004	#7
Wobbie Is Back Join Date: May 2003 Age: 41 Posts: 4,580 Rep Power: 58	Re: tongue twisters hahaha, yeah. people get annoyed that they can't stump me at all

06-23-2004	#8
SpudNuts Just Bubblin' Join Date: Mar 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 2,179 Rep Power: 53	Re: tongue twisters Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread (Repeat millions of times) Rar. __________________ Alba gu bràth

06-23-2004	#9
Kali groingrabbingly good! Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 3,502 Rep Power: 67	Re: tongue twisters we did a different version of betty botter: betty botter bought some butter "but," she said "this butter's bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter." so she bought some better butter and it made her batter better. and i teach this one with the little kids, which isn't difficult so much as it is silly [and painful at times]: i'm a peg leg parrot i'm a peg leg pet and i totter as i potter on my perch. my leg's in plaster from a wobbling disaster as i trotted from a poplar to a birch. and i can't find it, but i love the 'if moses supposes his toses are roses, then moses supposes erroneously' one.

06-23-2004	#10
Penie i love kali more than carrots Join Date: Dec 2001 Age: 37 Posts: 1,869 Rep Power: 50	Re: tongue twisters an easy one: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? a variation on the leather one: red lorry yellow lorry and the hardest one in the world (according to the guiness book of records) the sikth sick sheiks sikth sheeps sick that ones near impossibile.

06-23-2004	#11
Kali groingrabbingly good! Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 3,502 Rep Power: 67	Re: tongue twisters mainly because the first word [sikth] isn't actually a word.

06-23-2004	#12
Penie i love kali more than carrots Join Date: Dec 2001 Age: 37 Posts: 1,869 Rep Power: 50	Re: tongue twisters oh well, you know what i mean. the sixth.

06-23-2004	#13
Indiana Tones Almost Smart Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 2,379 Rep Power: 50	Re: tongue twisters Ok, I'm going to make a fool of myself. Here's Rob's stuff. http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/irish wristwatch - small.wav Spudnut's http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/betty botter - small.wav http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/peter piper - small.wav Cowboy Jew's http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/cowboy jew - small.wav Kali's parrot thing http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/parrot - small.wav __________________ Haldo! Last edited by Indiana Tones; 06-23-2004 at 10:50 AM.

06-23-2004	#14
moonlight_serenade groingrabbingly good! Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 37 Posts: 849 Rep Power: 44	Re: tongue twisters Ah yes, tounge twisters... Here are a few... ~ Cinnamon synonym ~ Penny's pretty pink pigtails ~ Fred french-fried five fat flat flying fish ~ A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer __________________

06-23-2004	#15
jchen927 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 61 Rep Power: 35	Re: tongue twisters Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw. Esau's wood saw would saw wood! One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood, so Wood sought a wood saw that would. Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood. So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed. Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood saw saw wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.

06-23-2004	#16
Indiana Tones Almost Smart Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 2,379 Rep Power: 50	Re: tongue twisters I'll record those tomorrow, and yizzalls can laugh at me again. I'm feeling lazy right now. __________________ Haldo!

06-24-2004	#17
underwater_kitten Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 174 Rep Power: 36	Re: tongue twisters Lol kickflip They're really good. I have one too =D I'm not a pheasant plucker nor a pheasant pluckers son, But I'll keep plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes. __________________ Many people say I am mean. I'm not mean. I have the heart of a young girl. In a jar. On my desk...

06-24-2004	#18
Penie i love kali more than carrots Join Date: Dec 2001 Age: 37 Posts: 1,869 Rep Power: 50	Re: tongue twisters the one i know replaces 'son' with 'mate' and ends 'because the phesent pluckers late'

06-24-2004	#19
Indiana Tones Almost Smart Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Age: 35 Posts: 2,379 Rep Power: 50	Re: tongue twisters CAUTION: PARENTAL ADVISORY...not for children under 54 I may have mispronounced some words. haha First up is moonlight_serenade http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/moonlight seranade - small.wav Now batting is Jchen....this is my first attempt http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jchen mess up - small.wav second attempt http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jchen - small.wav Underwater Kitten http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/underwater kitten - small.wav And finally...Cowboy Jew's version of the one above http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jewy pheasant - small.wav You may now laugh at my stupidity. Enjoy. __________________ Haldo!

06-25-2004	#20
underwater_kitten Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 174 Rep Power: 36	Re: tongue twisters Heehee. You rock my socks You're, like, the only person I know that can say that without stuffing it up. Congratulations! Rep for that. __________________ Many people say I am mean. I'm not mean. I have the heart of a young girl. In a jar. On my desk...

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