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Old 06-22-2004   #1
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tongue twisters

as a few of y'all have kindly taken over the thread in the 'never ending' bit, i figured that seeing as you're so intent on sharing your little word wonders, there may as well be a thread actually for it.

so here ya go [*cough* spuds], challenge time.

and if you're going to post one, you may as well prove you can actually say the damn thing. more voice uploads? well why not.
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Re: tongue twisters

I'll come up with a good one tomorrow or later, and I'll make myself into a retard by saying it for you all to laugh at.
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Old 06-22-2004   #3
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Re: tongue twisters

Old Granny Grunt had a cuddy punt. Not a guddy punt, nor a hunt punt cuddy.

Try saying THAT while drunk.

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Red leather yellow leather. It's harder than it seems.
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Re: tongue twisters

i'm great at tounge twisters. i've yet to say one that i can't do. I'll upload some sound files of me doing some soon.

oh, and try saying irish wristwatch fast i can do it fine, but everyone else i know can't
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easy peasy.

i don't have trouble with tongue twisters, it really pisses my mates off in speech class.
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hahaha, yeah. people get annoyed that they can't stump me at all
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Re: tongue twisters

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread (Repeat millions of times)



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Re: tongue twisters

we did a different version of betty botter:

betty botter bought some butter
"but," she said "this butter's bitter.
if i put it in my batter
it will make my batter bitter."
so she bought some better butter
and it made her batter better.

and i teach this one with the little kids, which isn't difficult so much as it is silly [and painful at times]:

i'm a peg leg parrot
i'm a peg leg pet
and i totter as i potter on my perch.
my leg's in plaster
from a wobbling disaster
as i trotted from a poplar to a birch.


and i can't find it, but i love the 'if moses supposes his toses are roses, then moses supposes erroneously' one.
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Old 06-23-2004   #10
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Re: tongue twisters

an easy one:
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

a variation on the leather one:
red lorry yellow lorry

and the hardest one in the world (according to the guiness book of records)
the sikth sick sheiks sikth sheeps sick

that ones near impossibile.
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mainly because the first word [sikth] isn't actually a word.
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oh well, you know what i mean. the sixth.
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Re: tongue twisters

Ok, I'm going to make a fool of myself.

Here's Rob's stuff.
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/irish wristwatch - small.wav

Spudnut's
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Cowboy Jew's
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Kali's parrot thing
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/parrot - small.wav
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Re: tongue twisters

Ah yes, tounge twisters... Here are a few...

~ Cinnamon synonym
~ Penny's pretty pink pigtails
~ Fred french-fried five fat flat flying fish
~ A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer
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Re: tongue twisters

Esau Wood sawed wood.
Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw.
Esau's wood saw would saw wood!
One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood,
so Wood sought a wood saw that would.
Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no
wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood.
So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood
as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed.
Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood
saw saw wood as no wood saw
Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.
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I'll record those tomorrow, and yizzalls can laugh at me again. I'm feeling lazy right now.
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Re: tongue twisters

Lol kickflip
They're really good. I have one too =D

I'm not a pheasant plucker nor a pheasant pluckers son,
But I'll keep plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
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the one i know replaces 'son' with 'mate' and ends 'because the phesent pluckers late'
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CAUTION: PARENTAL ADVISORY...not for children under 54

I may have mispronounced some words. haha

First up is moonlight_serenade
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/moonlight seranade - small.wav

Now batting is Jchen....this is my first attempt
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jchen mess up - small.wav

second attempt
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jchen - small.wav

Underwater Kitten
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/underwater kitten - small.wav

And finally...Cowboy Jew's version of the one above
http://www.almostsmart.com/upload/files/2004/Jun/jewy pheasant - small.wav


You may now laugh at my stupidity. Enjoy.
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Heehee. You rock my socks You're, like, the only person I know that can say that without stuffing it up. Congratulations!
Rep for that.
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