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Old 07-10-2002   #1
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A day in the life of Shane

As usual, I don't fall asleep till around 5:30am (I'm lucky I even fell asleep at all). Fuckin Insomnia.

I wake up at around 1pm, slamming my pinky toe on the door to my basement, and watching as it swells up all red/purple. I get a call from Scott and Max saying they need a ride because Scott's car is getting its windshield replaced.

I go out to my car, with the windows cracked. I've never left the windows cracked, but I figured I didn't want it to get so hot like it does every day. I get in and all my CD's are stolen....once again. Someone broke into during the night and fuckin stole them all - this is the second time (I think) my CD's have been stolen, 3rd time I've had a car broken into...at least the car wasn't stolen this time too. (Mind you that my car was parked in my driveway, in front of my own god damned house).

Later in the day, after dropping Scott and Max off, I'm driving home and my car is overheating. It won't stop being on the "H" so I have to leave the heat on full blast. All the windows are open and it begins to hale. It's either 150 degree temperatures inside the car, or hale in my face.

I finally get home in my smoking car, open the hood, and find that the radiator hose bursted.

Fuck me.
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Old 07-10-2002   #2
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Bummer.
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Old 07-10-2002   #3
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damn dude, that sucks.
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Old 07-10-2002   #4
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you always get screwed. and it seems to always involve you car... maybe you should take the bus... or get a golf cart
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Old 07-11-2002   #5
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yeah u noticed that too stink lol
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wow why don't you take in ur cds and get some safety light thing
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yeah... and you know what else that sucks? being behind somebody at a red light that has a jesus fish on the back of their car. they drive slow. stay away from them types my freinds! unless you wanna get home an hour later. christians drive as if jesus was the traffic cop...
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he lives ghettofied lol
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