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Old 09-14-2006   #21
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oooh! sounds like a summers day. except, it doesn't.

am i a teenager? i feel thpethial.

oh, and if i become a brat, petrify me with fire.

and under no circumstances am i to be set up with mudpuppet [please].

and notlob's jacket looks gorgeous.

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Old 09-14-2006   #22
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GENIUS!
I need not say any more!
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hahah i just noticed in the picture of grant and I, he's dreaming of Hashim.

methinks you should hook Hashim and lady macbeth up
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hahah i just noticed in the picture of grant and I, he's dreaming of Hashim.
I believe thats you dreaming and its of me! just like real life, huh!?
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no no, it's grant dreaming of hashim.

there was also an incident with mudpuppet we should mention - as he spent hours on the piano upon arriving in the house, when he turned up for dinner there was a qustion mark over everybody's head, asking 'who the fuck is this guy?'

oh, and madre kept randomly inviting people into the house for no apparent reason who walked around in ballgowns and swimming costumes.

[incidentally, pd2 also went straight for one of the hot tubs...]

...

and for heaven's sakes people! it was all a bit of fun, we made 8 characters in one night. if you weren't made that isn't because you're not important or anything like that, but you can't expect us to create hundreds of people in one night. that, and there weren't enough beds for anyone else.

so keep patient, and more people will be created, possibly next door or something.

we're not done with you all yet!

[also, if you're that desperate, pm me a photo, because we have no idea what most of you look like. hell, we gave zanahoria elf ears just because of her lotr obsession.]
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Also, I HAVE NOT GOT ORANGE HAIR YOU BITCH!

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You have done a great job with this! I am honestly horribly amused by this whole things, and I can't wait to hear more updates on it. Thanks for creating this!
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everyone on the computers. sound familiar?



we're not entirely sure /what/ grant was doing in the bath here...



andrea juggling espresso cups... i don't know why.



yeah, so hashim's not very good at cooking apparently.



grant sets the mood with some musak...



he sliiiiides himself into the hot tub...



and yes! yes, grant's dream came true after all. he and hashim splash each other 'playfully'.



and my goodness it's better than the daydream he was having in the bath earlier!



apparently sarah needed a stiff drink after that.
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hahah good stuff

but, i'm a good cook!! (and i ain't kiddin)

but erm... the bath scene?

erm...i feel molested, abused and just downright disgusted to the extent of puking... no offence grunt and madre (alright there sarah? ) haha
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how on earth did you manage to get so much money?
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typing in:

press CTRL+SHIFT+C to open the cheat screen

then type in:

motherlode

and you get 50,000 simoleans

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Ahhh...funny you should bring this up, I just spend four hours creating kick ass custom content for the Sims 2 for the first time in over a year...


Anyway I think I have myself somewhere...I need to go to school now but I will upload pics when I get home. (How I could like to not go to school today...oh...I have a double period of chemestry, a double period of health, and a double period of math)

And my skin is too dark...make me the third color and don't give me that hair. Yuck. I look like a weirdo.
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haha, thats because you ARE a goddammed weirdo
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this is genius! its like the realworld sim/as style. the house is missing a hooka though. i think the as house would have a hooka.
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any house of mine would have one - but i can't find any to buy.
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have matt shack up with mud, then post pics of it

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^ You created Almost Smart. Wouldn't that kinda make you the whole omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent thing? What's his name? Oh... God!
Deistic Sims, mayhaps?

This whole Sims madness is in-tense, if not a bit...cheeky...at times (). I used to have an unhealthy obsession with those little simulated dæmons; I'd seriously play for hours--it was wrong, but so much fun. Burning down their houses, and then rebuilding them. Awwwyeah, some good times, those were. I think they hated me (at least that's what I gathered from my conversations with them), but I controlled their food supply, so they were forced to S.I.U..

Thanks for the virtual elf ears. That's kickin'.
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lmao, love the hot tub scene.

i think you should find madre a gentleman caller

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just curious, what personalities and aspirations did you give us all?
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any house of mine would have one - but i can't find any to buy.
you have to shell out for the university expansion pack to get the hooka. and the keg.
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I made some more people who didn't get done the first time (and Notlob again by accident) Here Hamana plays one handed pinball. In the background is Ablethevoice holding what may be a staple gun.

I think Eric knows me and Hashim are whispering about him...


John is playing pinball in the foreground. Behind him me and Hamana are speaking in German. I'm not sure quite what she said that made my face do that.
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