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Old 12-03-2005   #1
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12 days of chavmas

12 days of Chavmas...

On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two tracksuit
tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry
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Old 12-03-2005   #2
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Re: 12 days of chavmas

Oh that is so great. I'd love to see Americans try and figure out what a chav is. I liked the 'eleven prammers pushing' one. What makes it better is it's all true.
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or we'll just give up and not care..
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Old 12-03-2005   #4
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Yep, didn't get any of that.
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Re: 12 days of chavmas

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Chavmas chavvers chavving prammers scallies pikey Burberry
um..... yes.
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all right... yay for being able to understand it for the most part. There were only a few words I didn't know.
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damn europeans and their weird words...
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Re: 12 days of chavmas

oh yes!!!

thank you so fucking much zaynab, you are the Queen of AS, icey maybe but queen none the less...

someone sent me this song like a few years back, and I wanted to record it with my band just for fun at xmas but we lost the song, and I couldnt find the lyrics ANYWHERE..though I think its a lil differen, though I think only in the order of some things but it makes no difference, I am so recording this when I can find a tab or some for a tune....

rep when I can get round to it...

you rock zaynab....oh yea, extra points for confusing near enough all the non british...hahah the plebs...
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Re: 12 days of chavmas

I found this handy little site called www.urbandictionary.com, and looked up chav. Basically, they're what we Americans call wiggers or wannabe gangsters?

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Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.Come back with my bumper, you fucking Chav thief.
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Re: 12 days of chavmas

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Basically, they're what we Americans call wiggers or wannabe gangsters?
umm no, your wannabe gansters are funny, and get their arses kicked by the real gangsters....

chavs are an annoying smear on society, that whole quote you have is 100% correct, and yes even the 13yr old fumbles part....its pathetic to see them really....we may take the piss outa the goths and emos hanging about on street corners looking like bums, but the real truth is alot of them can and do work for a living (if old enough to) where as the chavs, either live of benefit money (which I the tax payer helps pay for, nice!) or they work on illegal or as the quote said tax free labouring jobs.....their fucking scum and need to die...
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^What Dean said.

If you search 'townie' on google, you will get a link to a detailed description of them.
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That is fucking genius! I love it! I've been pushing the local council for a grant to build a chav hunting mobile.
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A guest was viewing this, thought I'd bump it heh.
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