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Old 08-20-2006   #141
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weasel's mom. owned.
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Old 08-20-2006   #142
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

But, Weasel's mom is no match for this crazy, murderous bitch:

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I'm guessing that's Ann Coulter.

her neck is long but this guy has her beat:

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Old 08-21-2006   #144
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

I contain your giraffe with this zoo cage.. though it doesn't look like it would be that effective, seeing as the animal could walk right over it.. whatever

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Old 08-22-2006   #145
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this guy has beaten better cages
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Old 08-22-2006   #146
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

but clint eastwood is no match for chuck norris.



chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries.

(i feel like im going to be flamed for bringing in a chuck norris joke...and for ending the game. because what can beat chuck norris?)
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Old 08-22-2006   #147
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A Mirror!



Because the universe cannot handle the awesomeness that is TWO Chuck Norris's
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Old 08-22-2006   #148
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

^this isn't just any mirror [contained]. This one scrambles Chuck's poor brains.[beaten] He doesn't know who he is anymore!

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Old 08-23-2006   #149
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

A simple stone does away with your fancy-shmancy mirror:

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Old 08-23-2006   #150
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everybody knows paper beats rock

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Old 08-24-2006   #151
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lol tha'ts a nice one Yugo.
but this is what i think of your papel :




but of coruse, sisscors would be too e Z
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Old 08-24-2006   #152
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duck tape fixes everything

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Old 08-31-2006   #153
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Edward cuts your tape, good sir!
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this man with pointy fingers would undoubtedly beat that man with pointy fingers:

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Old 08-31-2006   #155
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I got all the fixin's here so I never have to sleep again! My meth lab here will keep me awake forever! Ha ha ha ha... *dies*

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this trailer will neatly contain your meth lab.
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then the narcs come in and bust you guys.

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that's too easy Jaws. so i skip your image--
if you've ever seen Spun the movie, you know at the end , the trailer home explodes.

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We get a new trailer off some Gypsies.

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Bricktop burns Gypsys!

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