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Old 03-13-2008   #381
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

She files medical malpractice because of this:

And gets the remote and your house during civil litigation.
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Old 03-13-2008   #382
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

what has a cain and doesn't care?
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Old 03-13-2008   #383
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The pair of legs keeps him on a short pussy leash for a reason.

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Old 03-14-2008   #384
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This thread needs more action and pages full of 56k modem killing pictures
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Old 03-15-2008   #385
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

shut up and stick to the topic
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Lol...I see my thread here never died...mwahahahaaa
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The pair of legs keeps him on a short pussy leash for a reason.

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TOASTY!!!

OR crispy, but toasty sounds better
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Old 04-06-2008   #388
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BEATEN!!!
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Old 05-24-2008   #390
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"Oh, wonderful. It seems no one else is willing to lower himself to perform this relatively menial task, so I guess I'll 'rise to the challenge.' Better than parking cars, I suppose."

(Marvin groans lugubriously, calmly switching off the car-crushing machinery.)



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Old 05-25-2008   #391
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These antidepressants ought to fix Marvin up!
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Old 05-25-2008   #392
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damn. Unfortunate for Marvin, his girlfriend got hold of all his pills and suffered from an overdose, which hurt her brain and caused her to commit suicide.

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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

but everyone loves cookies... and this is a big one:














Contained?
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Old 05-26-2008   #394
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"The Monster Formerly Known As Cookie"* time travels to the present, temporarily, to dispel this gigantic cookie threat.



Destroyed.

*All this because he has fairly recently adopted a healthy-foods-promoting philosophy, acting more often like a "Veggie Monster."
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Old 05-26-2008   #395
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See, the Monster Formerly Known as Cookie is, in fact, just a puppet on a human arm:



Which, in turn, can be dealt with accordingly:

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Old 05-26-2008   #396
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(First thing I thought to counter that threat: Steve Irwin, but I don't wish to besmirch his memory.)

At least on film, this fellow has the capacity to subdue this crocodilian (if that's actually a word) threat.



Beaten. Whoopity doo!'ed.
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he can bet the crocodile fine...

but he can't to much against bob barker...





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Drew Carey usurps Bob Barker.



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but he kills his self...


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Only the Philosopher's Stone can bring him back....

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