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Old 07-24-2007   #241
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it




OH NOES!!! THEY IS/ARE CONTAINED!
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Old 08-09-2007   #242
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Contained in a high security black box....thing

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Old 09-13-2007   #243
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Cool container thingy destroyed by super strong dude with a wreking ball whip!!!

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Old 09-13-2007   #244
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Windows Vista prompts "super strong dude" to answer hundreds of useless, repetitive questions before he can attack ("Are you sure you want to break into that box? It may contain a virus!"). Due to exasperation, he rescinds his attacks and finds something more entertaining to do (i.e. darn socks or solve Rubix Cubes).

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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

A horrible virus leaks into all windows systems accross the world, destroying millions of computers across the world!!!!

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Old 09-14-2007   #246
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

turns out all you have to do is shut down the comp and the virus is gone.

contained.
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

No explanation needed:

Beaten.
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Old 09-14-2007   #248
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Sir. Isaac Newton found apples most interesting as they toppled from trees, so much so that the sight may have catalyzed his theory o' gravity. Your Mac--your apple--is not exempt from the fruits of that epiphany.



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Old 09-15-2007   #249
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Unfortunately for Sir Issac, the church is furious with his anti god teachings of "science and gravity" hundreds of angry christian mobsters execute him by hanging. (beaten)

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Old 09-16-2007   #250
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Unfortunately, the, uh, "scribe" who was charged to record said events wrote the entire horrific tale in invisible, highly temperature-sensitive ink and left it out in the sun, resulting in nothing but a blank (what would've been history) book.



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God.

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This is an amusing little game that I have found.

A picture is posted, then the next poster has to post a pic that can defeat, destroy, or contain the previous pic.

And pics of God don't count.

It's safe to assume that you can't use God as the ultimate destroyer.

Now we're back to history being erased.

The pen is mightier than the sword (or paper). History is rewritten with this mighty magic pen:

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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Right, my bad, haven't been on the forums in awhile, nevermind this thread in particular.
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Old 09-16-2007   #254
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Re: Beat it, Destroy it, or Contain it

Yes history is re-written, but unfortunately, the first words written meant absolutely nothing.


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Old 09-17-2007   #255
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Luckilly for history, thousands of years later archeologists find the meaningless words, and believe they mean more than nothing, and begin to translate the actually meaningless crap into great words of history. (shown below)



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Old 09-17-2007   #256
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history is written in books....that can be kept in cabinets!

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unfortunately all of you cabnets and all of its contents were destroyed in massive floods and earthquakes caused by global warming.

destroyed!!
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Thank goodness! Immediately before global warming could reach its full potency, scientists discovered that Pam Cooking Spray (trademark) actually reverses Ozone depletion.



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unfortuneately scientists find Pam to have trace amounts of DDT, and other fine chemicals that can be used to kill people, and are forced to remove it from the market. (contained)

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But unfortunatly for the inteligent scientists, people don't listen to those recalls and continue to use Pam. In fact, they use so much we start having a problem with too much O-zone
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