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Yep. Keep it goin'.
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What's the best way to eat an orange?
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Always, always start with the left side, never the right. Be sure to keep a firm grip on the leaves (if any are present) for they may lash out. If you don't know which side is the left or right, just look at the--

HEY! >:O

THE BEST WAY TO EAT AN ORANGE IS NORT AT ALL.

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WAIT!! How, HOW DO I KNOW WHAT SIDE IS WHAT??

First, make sure your face is as smooth as possible. Second, make sure you're dancing in a cave.

How do you make sure that you're not assaulted by a grizzly bear in your closet?
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WAIT!! How, HOW DO I KNOW WHAT SIDE IS WHAT??

First, make sure your face is as smooth as possible. Second, make sure you're dancing in a cave.

How do you make sure that you're not assaulted by a grizzly bear in your closet?
Don't worry about it, chickadee!

...said the Americanized geisha.

Yes, dancing in a cave, with a man dressed in drag, and live musicians.

Easy: Paint the blood of gypsy over your closet door frame. Just a little, though--you don't want to go overboard.

What's the best approach to gluing M&M's all over a sleeping person?
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Re: The Random Conversation Thread (Nornsense! Just Complete Nornsense!)

But where will I get a gypsy? They're not exactly the easiest to catch!

Well, you have to have a team of people to help you! And make sure the person is REALLY asleep...

Did you read my journal?
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But where will I get a gypsy? They're not exactly the easiest to catch!

Well, you have to have a team of people to help you! And make sure the person is REALLY asleep...

Did you read my journal?
I'm a gypsy. :|

Why, yes, yes I do! Every day. :)

Do you have six fingers on your right foot?
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>:{}

How DARE YOU! So, whatcha think of my secret thoughts?
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Well. They were okay, I suppose. Not the best I've ever read by far, but pretty alright! :)

Are you going to write about this tonight?
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Really? Huh. you must have missed the parts where I described your murder...I mean, uh...

And YES, I WILL be writing about this.
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Re: The Random Conversation Thread (Nornsense! Just Complete Nornsense!)

Oh. I. Uh. Well, do you still want to go out to the movies later?

Will you also write about the challenges and rewards of training your rhinoceros to eat potato chips?
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Re: The Random Conversation Thread (Nornsense! Just Complete Nornsense!)

SURE!! We should see Bambi I think.

I will. I'll also write about the political ramifications of it!

Will you teach me to make a pie?
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So, are we going to do a bit of time traveling to see it? That'd be pretty cool, I guess.

Yes. Those are by far more important, not excluding their right to vote and to bare arms (and entire bodies, as is their unavoidable state).

Well, what time is it?
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I guess we have to! So do you have a time-machine? 'Cause I don't...

What time is it now? Or later?
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Yeah, I have one in the backyard. So, we're set. It's kind of a beater, though.

Yes!

Would you mind carving a relief sculpture of me out of Parmesan cheese? If you're not too busy, that is.
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WOW! How come I've never noticed it before? Is it the dog house?

Sure thing! if you supply the cheese, that is. :|
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Yes; and the tree growing next to it is the control panel....

WHAT?! That's RIDICULOUS!!

Okay. :)

Are you a bounty hunter?
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Really? how does that work? Are the leaves the buttons?

What do you want me to sculpt? You? Or a gladiator?

I am! Do you want to talk about your feelings with me after I catch you?
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Yes. That's why we can't use it in the winter. <:'O

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Ha, absolutely! Because bounty hunting just isn't complete without tear-filled emotional breakthroughs.

Can I play fetch with your T-Rex later?
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That's really inefficient. You should get a better time machine!

So...you want me to sculpt a gladiator?

That depends...what are you going to be playing fetch with?
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