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Old 11-01-2005   #1
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Black Panties

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same she stood there wearing the black panties,
and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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Old 11-01-2005   #2
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Didn't you like, just post this?

EDIT: Nevermind, must have read it somewhere else recently... I could have sworn it was on here though...
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Old 11-02-2005   #3
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Re: Black Panties

ok... anyways.
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Re: Black Panties

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA... rep... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don't think there could have been a better move than that one. Brilliant..
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Re: Black Panties

LMFAO....I love it
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Re: Black Panties

It was in a Maxim or FHM or Stuff magazine not too long ago.

Funny, yes.

New...hardly.
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^Yeah that's where I read it.
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Re: Black Panties

well since there is little counter arguement i will assume that rule:


<you guys are pigs. that was childish and immature. grow up!>


actually that hurt a little bit. i think i am done playing madre for a while
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