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Old 01-21-2005   #1
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Free Sex

The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP!"
Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him "pick a number from 1 to 10; if you pick the right number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the number 8, and the gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Jim, along with his buddy Bill, pulled into the station. Jim filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex. The station owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a
number. This time, Jim guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim said to Bill, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bill replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim. My wife won twice last week."
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Old 01-21-2005   #2
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Niiice...
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Old 01-21-2005   #3
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Re: Free Sex

guys just can't preform like they used too. Its a shame lol
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Old 01-23-2005   #4
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Re: Free Sex

Wow.... how dumb can you be?
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Old 01-23-2005   #5
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Re: Free Sex

What the... haha that's cool idea.
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Old 01-23-2005   #6
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haha, thats funny
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nicce he got burnt a good 1
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Re: Free Sex

do you think the same prinsables could be used over a message bord???

guse the number between 1 and 10 and you could win sex...

but you probly woulnt want it
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Old 11-20-2005   #9
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Re: Free Sex

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guys just can't preform like they used too. Its a shame lol
i thought you were gone?...

the first post back from you i see is this.... oh lord.
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^You are fucking retarded... that post was from January...
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Old 11-20-2005   #11
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hhhaha yea sorry agony but you fucked up here mate....lol
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Old 11-21-2005   #12
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Re: Free Sex

my bad... haha i thought this was recent fuck... i hate fucking noobs that revive old threads i cant keep track.
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Owned by your own thread.

That's funny.
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my bad... haha i thought this was recent fuck... i hate fucking noobs that revive old threads i cant keep track.
least you admitted your mistake, that means you cant be an arsehole....
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lol.. now whos the noob?

and sozz yer...
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you still are... do me a favour and articulate your letters into words, trust me it helps with communication.
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also his spelling wouldn't be a bad thing to fix up...lol
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lol.. now whos the noob?

and sozz yer...
You. For resurrecting a 10 month old thread. For christ sakes.
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lol. this whole subject is hilarious. Free sex huh.. Maybe in ur wet dreams..



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Ahhh the Brand Newbian post.
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