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Old 11-22-2005   #1
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Group Hug

Forgive me if this has been posted before.

It's a confession site, and there are some seriously odd [and sometimes bloody insane] entries

http://grouphug.us

I think a golden shower would be fun.

i let my dog lick my asshole one time

For Christmas, I got my girlfriend a sexy strappy dominatrix-type outfit. It didn't arrive til After Christmas, and she doesn't live with me, so she's going to get it this weekend (the 8th of January) instead of on Christmas (two weeks ago). Well before giving it to her, I simply HAD to 'break it in' by putting it on and masturbating while looking at myself in the mirror. Errrr she'll never find out. BONER!
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Old 11-22-2005   #2
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Re: Group Hug

i like the link to the girls kissing girls there.

those people are freaks. all people are i guess.
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I actually have the book of these confessions....its called something like "I masterbate while watching my neighbour mow the lawn" or something like that...

its like the best of the best confessions from that site...and lemme tell you...it may have some sick shit on there, but its fucking hilarious!

EDIT: "Stoned, naked, looking in through my neighbours window" thats what thebooks called, I just found it on my shelf...I was gonna post this when i first bought it, roughly like this time last year lol
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I actually have the book of these confessions....its called something like "I masterbate while watching my neighbour mow the lawn" or something like that...
Coming from any other person, hearing an acutal book like this exists would scare me. Coming from you, its kinda normal.
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yup and heres that book
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Old 11-22-2005   #6
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lol . sucks for Melissa.
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam.
In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
yaaaay goonies!!

haha, what a funny site. i've seen these kind before. they make me laugh and feel guilty.
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Old 11-23-2005   #8
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Re: Group Hug

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Forgive me if this has been posted before.

It's a confession site, and there are some seriously odd [and sometimes bloody insane] entries

http://grouphug.us

I think a golden shower would be fun.

i let my dog lick my asshole one time

For Christmas, I got my girlfriend a sexy strappy dominatrix-type outfit. It didn't arrive til After Christmas, and she doesn't live with me, so she's going to get it this weekend (the 8th of January) instead of on Christmas (two weeks ago). Well before giving it to her, I simply HAD to 'break it in' by putting it on and masturbating while looking at myself in the mirror. Errrr she'll never find out. BONER!
WHAT???
thats completly RAMDOM!!!


has some body payed a 35 year old office worker to spend the rest of his days cuming up with junk like that? hhhehehe
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Old 11-23-2005   #9
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nope its all honest confessions from real people...I spent 15 minutes actually accepting some for that site (click the moderate link)...
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Old 11-23-2005   #10
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Re: Group Hug

I never knew about the book.

Some of these are so crazy though-

I once raped my grandmother when she was asleep. And it felt good.

I beat off to my moms highschool picture.

I've become obsessed w/ this web site.

Some of them are really sad too. But geez I never knew people like this even existed...
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yup, people that weird and fucked up are great!! their confessions make my hilarious fun!
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Old 11-24-2005   #12
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I've just submited five totally untrue things, I expect to see them up soon.

The shining idol of them:

"When I went fishing one time I hugged a grizzly bear, to this day I don't know why I'm alive."

EDIT: Now im moderating to see who is the saddest individual of them all, it is this man:

"I blew up a bus-full of nuns once, and I'd do it again."
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Old 11-24-2005   #13
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heres my confession

"If given the chance, I would seriously murder those who have hurt me. All ironically, like, an ex who was way into sex. I'd cut off his penis, then stuff his mouth with it, gagging him and with the loss of blood...well...it'd be more painful living than dying."

Now, the fact that i'm completely serious about that one, well, I dont know.

Oh, the joy of sweet revenge.
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...ow.

Uhm... righto then...
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Re: Group Hug

About every 9 out of 10 confessions sound like they are from whiney emo 14 year olds. And then the other 1/10 of the confessions are probably fake.



I hate my life.I had a bad past.For two years, 10 -12, i was in a satanic thingy it was horrible and i keept seeing things.still do.A man tried to get me in his car and everyone hates me i feel so alone and hated.Its all hard to explain but I just want to die.Someone send me a shotgun?"
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HAHAHAHAHA rep...aw...I noticed that one too...rep for bringing it up
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About every 9 out of 10 confessions sound like they are from whiney emo 14 year olds. And then the other 1/10 of the confessions are probably fake.



I hate my life.I had a bad past.For two years, 10 -12, i was in a satanic thingy it was horrible and i keept seeing things.still do.A man tried to get me in his car and everyone hates me i feel so alone and hated.Its all hard to explain but I just want to die.Someone send me a shotgun?"
It's funny. I was thinking "Mud might say that."

Then, Mud was the next one to respond to your post...


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It's funny. I was thinking "Mud might say that."

Then, Mud was the next one to respond to your post...


I had the extreme urge to tell Mud that those 9/10 posts were probably his, but i restrained myself.
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Why restrain?

We know Mud's emo.

We love you, you emo freak, you!
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