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Old 11-24-2004   #1
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Woman gives birth to a frog

An Iranian mother of two has apparently given birth to a live frog with human features.



The grey creature was allegedly born after she went into 'labour' at the weekend. It is claimed it grew from a 'larva' which found its way into the woman's body as she swam in a dirty pool.

The woman, who was not named, apparently had little clue of what was in store for her.

The only suggestion that something was amiss was that her periods stopped for six months. Tests showed she had a cyst in her abdomen and after severe bleeding she gave birth to the frog.



Medical experts were reported to have said the tongue and fingers of the amphibian, born in the Iranian city of Iranshahr, resembled a human's.

The reports were spawned in an Iranian newspaper and have spread rapidly around the world. The reports have not been verified.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...97&in_a_source=

That's fuckin' bizarre, yet extremely funny.
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Sorry but this is just an urban legend spread by an Iranian newspaper and reprinted by the BBC 6 months ago.
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Re: Woman gives birth to a frog

As it says at the end of the post.
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oh those dirty irans
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Re: Woman gives birth to a frog

Isnt it like.... impossible anyways? like to cross breed different species? If it were a frog that just grew up inside her, then it might be a little more believeable.... but.... how the hell would it get human features? lmao
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Imagine that being real... *shudders*
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