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Old 10-25-2009   #1
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Religion: The Flowchart

For those of you who aren't sure of which religion to follow, this should help
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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

it may just be me but i prefer not to follow the "question mark"
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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

there's nothing there.
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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

but do you choose to follow the nothing
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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

No. I will give it a name.
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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

meh!.. ok check it now.. i posted the link.. for some reason the picture wasnt showing up.. well.. there's the link now.. click!
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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

Oh.

I had more fun reading the comments on that page, actually. People are so uptight. That's gay, retarded, black, Oriental, and watermelon all at once.
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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

i do believe in magical underwear, i do!
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... Magical underwear? :S

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Re: Religion: The Flowchart

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
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Ha ha, that was amusing.
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