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Old 10-14-2009   #1
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The World's Largest Gummy Bear

Disturbing? Absolutely!



It weighs approximately 5 lbs.

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm

On that link, they also have a video; and, if you scroll down, the Q&A section is quite humorous / disturbing, as well!

(Maybe this has been around for a while - but this is the first time I've seen it (from a friend on Facebook).)

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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear


Isn't it? Poor Gummy Bear, forced into Cannibalismn.


But a few of the Q&A are quite funny ^_^

Like:
Q: Who exactly makes the giant gummi bear, and where is this wizard located?
A: You think we'd disclose the location of a wizard? No way!

Q: can i pay for this with my soul?
A: Nope, we don't accept that currency.

Q: What is the likelyhood that I will explode from eating this in one sitting?
A: High.

Q: WOW
A: Yep.

Q: I ordered one of these the other day and it started talking to me!! HELP!! WHAT DO I DO??
A: That depends. What did it say?

Q: Can the gummy bear breathe inside the sealed bag?
A: Nope. If you're a gummy bear, staying fresh is more of a priority than breathing.

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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear

This is a wee bit disturbing.

I don't think I would like having a gummi bear that could potentially bite MY head off (as opposed to the other way around)!
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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear

BITE ITS FUCKING FACE OFF!
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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear

When I was little I bit the had of one gummie bear and then bit the head of another one of different color and then exchange them and ''glued´´ them with my saliva I felt so Dr. Frankenstein
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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear

^ Heh, I think someone actually suggested doing that in the Q&A; buying one of each flavor, slicing them each into thirds, and then mismatching the segments. If you're willing to cough up $90, sure!

I want to defenestrate one. Or throw one violently onto the pavement, kick it and beat around in horrible ways, until it's complete gummy rubble. It could be potentially very amusing, yet wasteful! And that's the American way.
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^ Dear Ringo, such anger! What put such violent thoughts in your head, girl? What would your mother say? Oh dear...
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What is a gummy bear? Like a Jelly Baby type thing?
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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear

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What is a gummy bear? Like a Jelly Baby type thing?
Gummi Bears ^_^

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Hehe, they answered my question:

Q: Can he swing from a web?
A: As far as we know, the WLGB does not have any Spiderman-like qualities.


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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear

Yeah Rach you're still angry. What did I tell you?
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I'm such a retard. I knew I recognized the name haha
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I can't believe I used to watch that show.
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why? I watch kids tv nearly every day =P
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I loved to watch them ^_^
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^ Dear Ringo, such anger! What put such violent thoughts in your head, girl? What would your mother say? Oh dear...
Hahahaha. *Grins*

Oh dear, while most children would be enjoying their sweeties, you're too busy trying to think of horrible ways to decimate them! What therapy you shall require!

(Yes, talking about myself in the third person in the guise of a deceased, Irish author - just goin' with the flow.)

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That's funny you didn't know what a gummy bear was, blackheart - probably would've been best to NOT know! ;D
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I liked when you left them in the sun and they became one ... like if it was a gummy bear materialized orgy orgasm.
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Hahahaha. *Grins*

Oh dear, while most children would be enjoying their sweeties, you're too busy trying to think of horrible ways to decimate them! What therapy you shall require!
Do you know what decimate originally meant? It meant to kill every tenth person in a Roman legion.

Are you going to kill every tenth gummi bear you come across?
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Do you know what decimate originally meant? It meant to kill every tenth person in a Roman legion.

Are you going to kill every tenth gummi bear you come across?
I did know that, in fact, oddly enough. It means literally, "to reduce by one tenth."

I was using the term loosely, colloquially. FORGIVE ME!!

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Re: The World's Largest Gummy Bear

This is a nice thread to come back to after a long, long hiatus.

I do not care much for gummi bears, but my husband does and this song makes me happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJwInYA4M0
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