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Old 03-22-2014   #1
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Lol liquor store

so I went to buy beer. I dunno, it was 930pm or so. I strolledup to the register, it was 4 dollars and some extra 30 cents for something. I buy the same beer in another city, or part of town up the grade and it's 4 bucks even. Anyways, he says as I pile on my 2 tall cans.
"hey that's it?" trying to sell me more. As if..

"This all I need." I say.
"That's it? Why? It's Friday?" he says.

"Yes." I give him a 5$. He bags my 2 tall cans up, but before he puts the 2nd can in the bag, he takes a close look at it.

On the can it shows 8.0%. He looks at me and smiles as he puts it in the bag.
I say to him, "have you tasted it?"

He says, "no, I don't drink."
I say, "why not? It's Friday!"

He laughs, and I laugh at him. Lol.

I walk out with my beer and he helps the next person in line.
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What a strange encounter...
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Re: Lol liquor store

I might have forgotten this tale had I not posted it. Though I forgot I posted it. lol
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Cool story, bro.
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Re: Lol liquor store

So I said to the man, "That's it." He looked at me and was like, "Why? It's Friday?" I just looked at him and he scanned the beer can and then took a closer look at it as he bags up my ber. The shits 8% alcohol. I say to him, "Have you ever tried it?" He says, "No, I don't drink." I start to laugh and say, "Why not? It's Friday!" He smiles and I laugh at him, walking out the store.

Good ol Fridays
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