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Old 03-20-2003   #1
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Names? o_O

Yay for weird name things!


Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day..... no wonder we're so unhappy...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = Oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


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Old 03-20-2003   #2
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What happens if your last name is only one letter? I know someone named Joe O (he is asian)
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Old 03-20-2003   #3
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i guess they don't get a last name
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Old 03-20-2003   #4
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oh shit i read the thingy wrong .. Weasel... we have the same name O_O
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..lol..

The chances of that are 1 in 17,576
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17,576!?
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Old 03-21-2003   #7
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Fuck that, My name would be Pinky Girdle-tush.
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... chim-chim chickensniffer.

what, i ask you, is wrong with sniffing chickens?
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crusty liversniffer..... i dont like the sound of crusty liversniffer...
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mine is poopsie wafflebiscuits.....now that is just plain wrong!
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zsa-zsa gerbilchunks...

the sad thing is, i HAVE that book. the instructions here aren't the same though...different names too. all i know is, my name used to be smelly pizzachunks or something.
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poopsie appletush

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goober gigglelips.

wow thats gay.
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Pinky Liver Humperdinck is my new name. That's pretty funny.
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