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Old 10-18-2004   #61
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

-Its not illegal unless you are caught and convicted
-Girls with deep voices usually also have a "secret package" for you
-Stip Poker only works if your the only guy
-If you bring the beer they will come
-If at first you don't suceed say fuck it and go on to something else
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Old 10-18-2004   #62
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-If at first you don't suceed say fuck it and go on to something else

hahaha. i like that.
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hahaha. i like that.
yeh, your slacking ass would like that......
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Old 11-14-2004   #64
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

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-Its not illegal unless you are caught and convicted
-Girls with deep voices usually also have a "secret package" for you
-Stip Poker only works if your the only guy
-If you bring the beer they will come
-If at first you don't suceed say fuck it and go on to something else
heh I liked the "Girls with deep voices usually also have a "secret package" for you"
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Old 11-15-2004   #65
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-If at first you don't suceed say fuck it and go on to something else
I haev one similar that I live by *looks all proud and noble* "If somethings hard to do reach for the TV remote, and if you cant.....well fuck it and do nothing"
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Old 11-15-2004   #66
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

anything that can go wrong will go wrong

learned that the hard way
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Old 11-16-2004   #67
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anything that can go wrong will go wrong
aint that the truth, and its always consists of a explosion....even if theres nothing explosive in the area
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Old 11-25-2004   #68
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

Some people shoot to kill
Some people shoot to mame
I say unload the clip and let the lord decide
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Old 01-07-2005   #69
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

I'll give you three of my life theories,
1-Just do it, it'll usually work out in the end (kinda like never hesitate)
2-Every theory has exceptions
3-Always read ahead, so if you didn't read ahead and "Just did it" it's your own damn fault
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Old 01-07-2005   #70
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

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yeh, your slacking ass would like that......
nah. you got it wrong. i'm on another page.


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(Never hesitate.)
one of the best things. i think i even said in my first post here.

If you hesitate...You're dead. (lol think of it from a driving point, since you can only move forward anyway heh heh)

Don't forget to be happy once in awhile.
Smile.
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Old 01-12-2005   #71
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

i agree with the never hesitate thing, but there are some moments were you have to think about it befor hand so that you dont make the fatel mistake that can cost you the gurl/life/loved one. so i would think that i would have to say something more to go with your gut instick the thing that first comes to mind not the thing that say no that wont work do it this way do it the way you thought first cuz the second one is usualy a half thought out thing that seems good at the time but in the end its not gonna work.
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Old 02-04-2005   #72
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

Well, I kinda shouldn't be putting anything; 'Cause I'm still learning But,

- If you have an itch scratch it.
- Do what you want no matter what someone thinks (Hence my blinding clothes, Funky hair and weird makeup )
- If it hurt the first time, Don't do it again. (No matter how many times I tell this to myself..I never follow it..)
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Old 02-06-2005   #73
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

1. The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.
2. The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

4. Law of Physical Displacement
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant.

5. Legal Rights
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

6. Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

7. Law Pertaining to Divorce
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him...get a good lawyer...keep his/her house
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Old 02-08-2005   #74
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

its about time i comment again on this.....
just a few tho,


1.) the past can never be forgotten, just misplaced.
2.) there is always a triggerd effect, you cant stop what you start.
3.) conquest is always best by division, seperate and you win.
4.) shatter your broken heart, so that it kills everyone in a 5m radius
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Old 02-08-2005   #75
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

Here's another one that I came up with.

Don't think too much. Don't spend all day thinking about things that won't accomplish anything because there's no point in them. If you have questions, go and do things to find your answers instead.
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Don't sleep with crazy ass bitches.
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Re: Learned Life Lessons

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Don't sleep with crazy ass bitches.
Or do sleep with them and tell them of the exit only rule (meaning as a guy things are only exiting you nothing goes in) and just double wrap yourself. Or if she is really insisting on the kinky stuff tell her she is going to hang from the ceiling by belts and be used as a pinata first. When your finished leave her hanging and leave. Ether way you get laid without having her get paid.
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- Teenage girls have a shitload of mental issues.
- All of the problems teenage boys experience are a result of the mental issues of the teenage girls. ALL of them.
- If you have a dream, don't wait for it to happen. Make it.
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Don't sleep with crazy ass bitches.
no you can, just dont let them know where you live, or your #

lmao yeh...



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you can give death or take life.
you'll have to make the choice sooner or later in life.
everyone will.....
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1. Don't ask you parents to pick you up if youve been drinking, or at least don't fall across the back seat of the car and start singing...they get suspicious...(yes, we were all stupid at 15, spare me the accusations of duuhh)

2. Baked goods will heal more friendships than trying to make up some heartfelt response ever will.

3. Boys lie, but they are still an excellent source of warmth and conversation.

4. Toaster struddles may appear to be wrapped in white paper, they are in fact, in foil, do not microwave

5. Getting things over with quickly and painfully is better than letting them sit and quietly fester

6. Debate kids are suprisingly horny

7. White people are not allowed to make jokes referencing anyone besides other WASPS or Catholics. What is funny from your Arab/Indian/Chinese friends comes off as racist and awkward from you.

8. Never argue with your mother when grandma's in town, in fact, it's best to speak to neither of them for the duration.....

~I'm more of a broken sprinkler than font of wisdom but that's what i've gleaned, oh well.
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