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Old 03-27-2010   #1
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May 21, 2011

Radio bible teacher Harold Camping claims that next year will be the end of the world and it will arrive on May 21, 2011. He knows exactly what he's talking about because he's been studying the good book for over 50 years. I know he is right about this, there's no question about it. This is good news though because it will be the end of all bad things happening in the world. So my advice is, enjoy whatever you like doing while you can, whether it be drinking, smoking weed, coming to this site, or maybe all those things at the same time, because it's almost over.
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Re: May 21, 2011

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I'm only wondering how Peter Griffin would respond to this?
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Re: May 21, 2011

hmmm I always figured the end of time would be more an august time of year...and more I duno a whole rounded number...like the 10th or 16th..

oh well..nevermind..
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Re: May 21, 2011

The end of time will take place in the year 70783 A.D.
Please warn your childer and grandchildern, so they can warn theirs, and on and on and on and on and on
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The end of time will take place in the year 70783 A.D.
Please warn your childer and grandchildern, so they can warn theirs, and on and on and on and on and on
pfft...like im gonna bother...someone else will do it for me
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Re: May 21, 2011

thank god (lol) we atheists have nothing to worry about.
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Re: May 21, 2011

yea we don't have to worry bout hell fire an that...just the evil empire enslaving the galaxy but we all know some plucky rebels will rise up and defeat them!!...wait have I been watching too much star wars? lol
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Re: May 21, 2011

i hope a giant asteroid smashes into us, so we can all sit back and relax.
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Re: May 21, 2011

The thing about being a true prophet is, your predictions kind of have to come true, so...there's always that. Also, as a Christian, they shouldn't even be happening in the first place. Ever. At all. For any reason.

Guess Harold Camping's kind of a skimmer:

Matthew 25:13: "Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh."

1 Thessalonians 5:1-2: "Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night."

Acts 1:7: "He said to them: 'It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority.'"

Mark 13:32, Matthew 24:36, Isaiah 40:13....

What, what's that? "Take a guess, you can figure out the end of all days!" is that what it said? Oh yeah. *Casual laughter*



*Sniffs* Anyway. Sorry to interrupt. Asteroids. Evil empires enslaving the galaxy. Please continue.
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Re: May 21, 2011

Dammit! Those prophesies of 'not knowing when the end will be' were just for those days back then. God told Daniel he has sealed the book until the last days. He let Noah know the exact day of the flood didn't he. But worry not, because the good news is, Harold Camping teaches there's no eternal punishment and we all get to stay dead. So I'm certainly not going to plant a tree. And if anyone is in collage then my advice is you might as well drop out.
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Re: May 21, 2011

..and lets all sell our goods and donate the money to our religious leader(s), living all together on a huge farm to await the eternal salvation ..

oh.. wait..

Actually, to be serious, there had so many 'prophets' out there in the past, and will be in the future, telling the world will end every now and then, at least once each decade. What makes you think he is special or the chosen one telling us the date of everyones ending besides all the thousand of others, that obviously had been wrong with their prophesy. Just wondering.

..or do I need to take the whole thing meant to be sarcastic?


Anyways. I doubt the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster will let any harm happen to its children. Not today, not in future, and especially not on May the 21st.. Simply because of the reason the stripper factory in heaven wouldn't be able to provide a stripper for everyone at once.
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Re: May 21, 2011

munroe, what about the other prophecies that are supposed to be fulfilled first?
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Re: May 21, 2011

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And if anyone is in collage then my advice is you might as well drop out.
clearly you already have
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Silly me. I was always under the impression that the end of everything would occur in about 5.5 billion AD when the Helium Pop in the sun's core ends the sun's life as a Main Sequence star and starts to change into a red giant...
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Re: May 21, 2011

lets ask the real prophets before they all blow themselves up lol
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Re: May 21, 2011

Dammit! All the other prophets didn't study the good book like Harold Camping has. He studied it for 50 years and prayed for wisdom all that time. God said ask for wisdom and He will give it. Do you think after a man asked for it all that time, God would allow him to be deceived?
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Genius! The end of the world will be May 11, 5500002010! Guess we better all drop out of collage!

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Dammit! All the other prophets didn't study the good book like Harold Camping has. He studied it for 50 years and prayed for wisdom all that time. God said ask for wisdom and He will give it. Do you think after a man asked for it all that time, God would allow him to be deceived?
Wait wait...so your saying this Harold whats his face...ASKED for wisdom and got it?..

thats pretty sucky, I mean if your gonna ask for anything its gotta be for free pizza...did this man know nothing?? jeezloueez!

Anyway...Mr Doom sayer person...shut up now...the world did not end in year 2000 (granted that was a technical thing not religious but still) it did not end on the 6th of june 2006...(666)..and it will not end next year...most life will probably be mass eradicated in a few hundred years time due to us screwing the planet up with fossil fuels and what not..have mass climate shifts and other such things..
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has god really ever talked to anyone? like, i want to know what god has said.
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has god really ever talked to anyone? like, i want to know what god has said.
kill everyone...kill everyone...kill everyone...kill everyone...

wait...the voices in my head are god aren't they?
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