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Old 11-23-2009   #181
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If you take a bunana, roll it into a car and hijack your way upstate to the medical lodgings, will I find happiness in my shelter of vigor and distraught questions that spring my continued self explanation into a procrastinated but necessary how did I get here when thinking outside the shell has dire tire marks on the obesity of tender love Oh hey
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Old man, should I become a serial killer?

Or if I do, do you think I'd be caught?
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should we work in tandum to terrorize both coasts?
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yes?
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I think that's a valid question.

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Another question for you, old man... do you take Viagara?
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When you shit yourself, do you find you get the same look the dog does when he tries to expel his anal glands by wiping his sphincter on the carpet?

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Warsh your mouth out with soap, dear boy! Warsh that dirty, scandalous mouth of yours! Warsh it!

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Quiet the voices, dear boy, or they will surely overtake you completely! Beware! You don't want to end up like me, my lad.

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Old man, should I become a serial killer?

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Go ahead, dear boy! Being a serial killer means a life of sheer adventure and delights! Keep it simple, dear one!

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should we work in tandum to terrorize both coasts?
One by one, dear boy. One by one.
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I understand! If I keep it simple, I won't be caught!

No one will ever suspect me! I'll be too simple myself to be a suspect!
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I understand! If I keep it simple, I won't be caught!

No one will ever suspect me! I'll be too simple myself to be a suspect!
Yes, dear boy. Yes, of course.

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I liked logans run, it was a good idea.
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Will I ever find love?
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I liked logans run, it was a good idea.
Yes, dear boy. Yes, it was!

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Will I ever find love?
No, dear boy.

*Wry smile*

Love will find you!

*Eyes grow huge with pride at "pithy" statement*

Now, dear ones, let us not forget the season! Spread some Christmas cheer! March around your house collecting old mementos from people with whom you are no longer companions! Cast them into the fireplace! Roast some holiday chestnuts over the charred remains of friendships gone awry!

Merry Christmas, young ones!
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Did you do something with your hair?
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Dear boy...

*Cantankerous stare of "many years gone by"*

That pixel photograph is not of this old man! Do not trust to appearances! Nothing you see is real! Not one thing--not even your lunch pail, dear one. Everything you see in life is an elaborate papier-mch faade meant to deceive you into buying more pocket books, my dear boy!

Pretend to be a butterfly! Every last one of your dreams will come true. Guaranteed!
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Dear wise man...can you please tell me if the is ever peace in chaos?
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Dear wise man...can you please tell me if the(re) is ever peace in chaos?
Dear, cursory boy!

Do not beleaguer this old man with clumsy blunders of typography!

*His eyes, they are bigger than you ever could have imagined! And sterner still!*

Now, my hasty lad, that I have mended your note *stern eyes still lingering*, let it be known into you: The world is made of 87.3% chaos! Do not doubt of it! That means that there is...*not awake*...there is 12.4% remaining to fill with other things besides chaos. How much of that remaining space would you, my most earnest lad, suppose is peace?

Not one drop! Not one single drop!!

*Not even close to awake*
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Old Man, I think you had a little problem with your math there. Is it true that 5/4ths of the world has a problem with fractions?
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Take care, dear girl! This elderly fellow still has a little fire in his step! *Pressed lips and scary, scary eyes of agd ire*
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Dear old wizened sage-like character,

Do you think I should change my name on AS to Iasov and replace my avatar and all associated ECesque characteristics with that of Isaac Asimov.

THEN I CAN BE AN OLD MAN TOO. We can hang out.
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Do you think I should change my name on AS to Iasov and replace my avatar and all associated ECesque characteristics with that of Isaac Asimov.

THEN I CAN BE AN OLD MAN TOO. We can hang out.
As Confucius once said to this old man, "if you don't pass the butter this instant, I will swipe you across the face with this flaccid tuna fish! Get out of my house! Get out!!"

And, by that I mean, "yes," dear boy. "Yes," to whatever it is you just asked this old man... *Dons spectacles; now actually reads what you wrote*

THE EFFRONTERY! Samuel James McHastings would never set FOOT in the same room as you! Nevah, dear boy! Never, never, never! *Bludgeons you rhythmically with cane*
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That's funnier than a petunia playing a bantha!
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Oh great wise one, many I have asked, but none have presented an answer to my dilemma. How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?
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Oh great wise one, many I have asked, but none have presented an answer to my dilemma. How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?
*dances* OH HELL YEA!!....thats right outa Scream that is!...Scream 2 if im not mistaken...or maybe 3....I cant remember its been a long time lol...Deputy Dewey Riley...best guy for LITERALLY stabbing in the back hahaha

Anyway my question is a little more than just a stolen movie quote ....due to the song that im listening to right now (Power Rangers Full Theme Tune) Which one of the Power Rangers could kick your wise old butt?....and we're talking the original team....of Jason, Billy, Zack, Kimberly, Trini...oh an MAYBE Tommy (in green ranger guise, not the later white ranger...as green ranger was so much cooler)..
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