Men/Women English 101

ag0ny · 08-01-2005

Men's English:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.

Women's English:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

thor · 08-11-2005

So if I girl says no she wont have sex with me then it means she will?

Cause no apparently means yes...

ag0ny · 08-12-2005

you moron.

Funk*Sonic*7 · 08-12-2005

Well you just painted a pretty picture of men & women:

You pretty much are saying that men are all predators & all women suffer from extreme mental illness(es).

ag0ny · 08-12-2005

and?

Funk*Sonic*7 · 08-12-2005

and you're joking right?

ag0ny · 08-12-2005

am i?

Yugoloth · 08-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Said by funksonic7

and you're joking right?

it's, like, the jokes and comedy section, dude. duh.

Funk*Sonic*7 · 08-12-2005

Quote:

Originally Said by ag0ny

am i?

Well you're either joking or you're a switch hitter who has a poor judge of character & doesn't know how to pick em'

Indiana Tones · 08-12-2005

Don't analyze jokes, man. They lose all purpose when you do. And don't pick fights in the Jokes forum; it's supposed to be a happy and fun place.

Mr Stabby · 09-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Said by funksonic7

Well you're either joking or you're a switch hitter who has a poor judge of character & doesn't know how to pick em'

you need to be shot.....it seems we have a male version of zion...

your not blonde by any chance are you funky?

psychoDiablo · 09-01-2005

nah, ag0ny isn't kidding. he fucking means what he posted. he just posted in thte wrong forum and all...

08-01-2005	#1
ag0ny Drowning in your awe Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario Age: 34 Posts: 2,595 Rep Power: 43	Men/Women English 101 Men's English: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am tired = I am tired. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. 5. I love you = Let's have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay. Women's English: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want... 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble. 7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not. 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later. 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? __________________ B r e a k O n T h r o u g h . . . T o T h e O t h e r S i d e . . .

08-11-2005	#2
thor Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 108 Rep Power: 30	Re: Men/Women English 101 So if I girl says no she wont have sex with me then it means she will? Cause no apparently means yes...

08-12-2005	#3
ag0ny Drowning in your awe Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario Age: 34 Posts: 2,595 Rep Power: 43	Re: Men/Women English 101 you moron. __________________ B r e a k O n T h r o u g h . . . T o T h e O t h e r S i d e . . .

08-12-2005	#4
FunkSonic7 Im super cereal! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Randomly by chance out of nowhere, b/c that's more plausible Posts: 3,749 Rep Power: 63	Re: Men/Women English 101 Well you just painted a pretty picture of men & women: You pretty much are saying that men are all predators & all women suffer from extreme mental illness(es).

08-12-2005	#5
ag0ny Drowning in your awe Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario Age: 34 Posts: 2,595 Rep Power: 43	Re: Men/Women English 101 and? __________________ B r e a k O n T h r o u g h . . . T o T h e O t h e r S i d e . . .

08-12-2005	#6
FunkSonic7 Im super cereal! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Randomly by chance out of nowhere, b/c that's more plausible Posts: 3,749 Rep Power: 63	Re: Men/Women English 101 and you're joking right?

08-12-2005	#7
ag0ny Drowning in your awe Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ontario Age: 34 Posts: 2,595 Rep Power: 43	Re: Men/Women English 101 am i? __________________ B r e a k O n T h r o u g h . . . T o T h e O t h e r S i d e . . .

08-12-2005	#10
Indiana Tones Almost Smart Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pittsburgh Age: 33 Posts: 2,379 Rep Power: 45	Re: Men/Women English 101 Don't analyze jokes, man. They lose all purpose when you do. And don't pick fights in the Jokes forum; it's supposed to be a happy and fun place. __________________ Haldo!

09-01-2005	#12
psychoDiablo Thx for the memories Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,971 Rep Power: 201	Re: Men/Women English 101 nah, ag0ny isn't kidding. he fucking means what he posted. he just posted in thte wrong forum and all... __________________ I wouldn't say I'm psycho only because I'm able to handle it. Now learn patience To chill is to be chillin. Chillin is cooperating with your surroundings, unknowing'st of what everything is capable of; and all the while, as it happens and after, to accept without any thought of good or bad, but mainly, just enjoying rather deeply, the moment you had to sit and think. (Not thinking.) \|-Mr.MCR-\| Will you write Will you love Will you enjoy Life when I am gone? You will. by Angelina "I have lived life as horrible as it was, and as beautiful as it has become."

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