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Old 09-01-2005   #1
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Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

due to the tragedy of katrina, i think we all need some light hearted and humorous news.

from theregister.co.uk

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An Austrian village called Fucking will not change its name despite sniggering Brits making off with its roadsigns.

Mayor Siegfried Hauppl has asked visitors to lay off the signs which began to attract outside attention after British and US soldiers passing through in 1945 illuminated the locals as to the English meaning of Fucking, Ananova reports.


Hauppl explained: "We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is. After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years, probably when a Mr Fuck or the Fuck family moved into the area. The 'ing' was added as a word for settlement."

We reckon that Fucking has been around a lot longer than 800 years, otherwise there wouldn't have been any Fucks to lend their name to the village in the first place, would there?

Be that as it may, the disappointing news is that the residents of Fucking are - according to Franz Duernsteiner, an expert on preposterous Austrian village names - very "conservative" people. He said: "Most of them can speak English, and when someone asks them where they come from they are a little ashamed to say it."

That's fair enough, and certainly something the residents of Milton Keynes can sympathise with."
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Old 09-01-2005   #2
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Re: Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns


"Please - not so fast"
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Old 09-01-2005   #3
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Re: Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

^Right... I'm not sure if thats supposed to be good or bad but... right....

Hahaha rep.
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Re: Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

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That's fair enough, and certainly something the residents of Milton Keynes can sympathise with."
thats hardly not fair at all.....on the one hand theres the town of fucking and the other there is milton keynes.....


























ok yea I see their point, I been to milton keynes......never going back, its worst than lowerstoft...and thats where 'The Darkness' come from....so thats saying something!!
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Re: Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

well if it makes you feel any better, theres a "Hooker, Oklahoma" here in the states.

and they seem to love the name.
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I'm going to fuck austrians!
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Re: Brits steal carloads of F**king Austrian roadsigns

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"Please - not so fast"

That is absolutely hysterical. Speed causes accidents, you know, like too many children
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