Jason the Monk - Page 2

EmperorChaos · 08-04-2009

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Originally Said by Bamcubz

The idea of Jason wearing a smock and little or nothing else is a bit scary. No we wont even visialize that. Wipe it from your minds children or you'll have nitemares.

It'd look like this... not that scary, right?

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Originally Said by moonlight_serenade

... OR you could become a Jedi. They get to wear robes too, plus you'd get a lightsaber.

You're right.... and this monk looks like he might just be a Jedi.

Except, you know, I'd be more likely to become a dark lord of the Sith.

Bamcubz · 08-07-2009

Material looks scratchy and just imagine those in SC - when its hot and humid. Yuck.

Zanahoria_Picante · 08-07-2009

^ Yes. I imagine that would be horrible. <:|

Of the three "yes" votes, one is from Jason himself.

Just thought I'd point that out. ;)

Though I agree you would make an EXCELLENT Jedi (or Dark Lord of the Sith)!

EmperorChaos · 08-08-2009

Yes. That is because I would make a good monk despite what all you naysayers say.

I might just join Mepkin Abbey in Moncks Corner, South Caroliona. They need someone to defend themselves from those PETA bastards. Now we can no longer get some of the best-tasting eggs in all the world because of fucking PETA.

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Originally Said by From the Mepkin Abbey Wikipedia Article

Egg farming controversy

In February 2007, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals released video of Mepkin Abbey's battery cage egg operation, showing debeaked hens crowded inside battery cages and a monk discussing the practice of forced molting. PETA cited earlier statements by Pope Benedict XVI on factory farming, in which the pontiff criticized an "industrial use of creatures, so that geese are fed in such a way as to produce as large a liver as possible, or hens live so packed together that they become just caricatures of birds" as being incompatible with Biblical teachings on animals.[1] Mepkin Abbey defended itself by citing their compliance with the animal welfare standards of the United Egg Producers.[2] Furthering the controversy, it was discovered shortly after the release of the video that many scenes shown in the video such as those of dead chickens of the floor, were actually shot at a separate facility rather than at Mepkin Abbey. In December of 2007, Mepkin announced on its website that it would phase out the egg production operation which had been its main income, citing the controversy and its disturbance of their monastic way of life. They plan to seek out a new means of income.[3]

Fuck PETA.

foxyphoenix · 08-08-2009

Fuck people who cut the beaks off of chickens and stuff them into cages so you can have omelets.

Sytrohs87 · 08-08-2009

Can't they lay eggs with their beaks still attached?.. or am I missing something here?

EmperorChaos · 08-08-2009

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Originally Said by Sytrohs87

Can't they lay eggs with their beaks still attached?.. or am I missing something here?

No, because chickens are stupid and will attack and peck the eyes of other chickens. Even free range chickens will still attack and peck the eyes out of other chickens. Chickens are stupid creatures and taste delicious.

And some people don't seem to understand that.

foxyphoenix · 08-08-2009

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Originally Said by EmperorChaos

No, because chickens are stupid and will attack and peck the eyes of other chickens. Even free range chickens will still attack and peck the eyes out of other chickens. Chickens are stupid creatures and taste delicious.

And some people don't seem to understand that.

But it's certainly more convenient to have their nails and beaks removed when you shove four of them into a shoebox-sized space.

I have seen free-range chickens fight, but I know that the removal of beaks happens specifically in industry chickens because they have so many in such a small space.

It's absolutely ludicrous that such atrocities occur.

Sytrohs87 · 08-08-2009

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Originally Said by EmperorChaos

No

So chickens can't lay eggs with their beaks attached... I feel so enlightened.

EmperorChaos · 08-09-2009

Ahh, you got me Andrew.

And let's all cry for the chickens. And then eat them.

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08-07-2009	#22
Bamcubz WIFE - MOM - ME Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 60 Posts: 2,124 Rep Power: 54	Re: Jason the Monk Material looks scratchy and just imagine those in SC - when its hot and humid. Yuck. __________________ At the beach, life passes differently. Time does not pass by the hours but by the moments and moods.

08-07-2009	#23
Zanahoria_Picante Orange you glad she's not a banana? Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,952 Rep Power: 146	Re: Jason the Monk ^ Yes. I imagine that would be horrible. <:\| Of the three "yes" votes, one is from Jason himself. Just thought I'd point that out. ;) Though I agree you would make an EXCELLENT Jedi (or Dark Lord of the Sith)! __________________ Zanahoria_Picante ..\| \| .\| \| \| _____ \ love /-\| -\__/--\| "When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything." Steven Wright Almost Smart Store Almost Smart Arcade ; Last edited by Zanahoria_Picante; 08-08-2009 at 12:32 AM.

08-08-2009	#25
foxyphoenix Ubi dubium, ibi libertas. Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 34 Posts: 4,374 Rep Power: 112	Re: Jason the Monk Fuck people who cut the beaks off of chickens and stuff them into cages so you can have omelets. __________________ o.O "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan "It is always advisable to perceive clearly our ignorance." - Charles Darwin "What is man without the beasts? If all the beasts were gone, man would die from a great loneliness of the spirit. For whatever happens to the beasts, soon happens to man. All things are connected." - Chief Seattle Almost Smart Store

08-08-2009	#26
Sytrohs87 goliath Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 3,496 Rep Power: 75	Re: Jason the Monk Can't they lay eggs with their beaks still attached?.. or am I missing something here? __________________ "I've defected." -The Mars Volta "I consider the positions of kings and rulers as that of dust motes. I observe treasures of gold and gems as so many bricks and pebbles. I look upon the finest silken robes as tattered rags. I see myriad worlds of the universe as small seeds of fruit, and the greatest lake in India as a drop of oil on my foot. I perceive the teachings of the world to be the illusion of magicians. I discern the highest conception of emancipation as a golden brocade in a dream, and view the holy path of the illuminated ones as flowers appearing in one's eyes. I see meditation as a pillar of a mountain, Nirvana as a nightmare of daytime. I look upon the judgment of right and wrong as the serpentine dance of a dragon, and the rise and fall of beliefs as but traces left by the four seasons." -Siddhartha Gautama

08-09-2009	#30
EmperorChaos Ruin you like this website. Join Date: May 2005 Age: 41 Posts: 11,726 Rep Power: 151	Re: Jason the Monk Ahh, you got me Andrew. And let's all cry for the chickens. And then eat them. __________________ The first thing that came into being, void and without form, a lifeless lump, unfashioned and unframed, the Prima Materia from which all comes, influenced by forms and given structure by matter it becomes all that is, with increase in entropy it is into which all shall fall, endlessly and in all directions, a self-reflexive paradox. -=-=-=- "Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is." -Isaac Asimov

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