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Old 12-03-2003   #1
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Xbox Bullet proof?

I saw this on gamespot and thought it to be quite funny.....
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Xbox deflects real bullets

"Irate Marylander shoots his roommates' console, but the 9mm round fails to penetrate its casing."

When called to investigate a shooting last Friday night, police in Anne Arundel County, Maryland found an unlikely culprit--an Xbox.

The Baltimore Sun reports that 34-year old Robert Preston Kersey had grown enraged by his roommates constantly playing their Xbox at high volume. According to the police report, Kersey emerged from his bedroom at 2 a.m. brandishing an automatic pistol. Rather than shoot his roommates, Kersey took aim at the offending Xbox and fired a single shot at the console. While the bullet's impact disabled the Xbox, its thick plastic casing deflected the 9mm round, which ricocheted away harmlessly.

Other than the Xbox, no injuries resulted from the incident. Kersey was later booked on two counts of reckless endangerment and one count of destruction of property.
has anyone been tempted to shoot a games console?
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

i threw my old gameboy into oncoming traffic it didnt survive
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

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i threw my old gameboy into oncoming traffic it didnt survive
been there, done that......lol lots of fun...it worked afterwards! lool

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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

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been there, done that......lol lots of fun...it worked afterwards! lool

now see, mine never did that......my gameboys always broke even from a 2 foot high drop onto carpet!!!..

..hmmm....hey wait a minute.....i just figured it out.....theres a big government conspiracy in conjuction with the manfacturers to screw over the british public with inferior made gameboys.....and now i come to think about it my megadrive broke easy as well!!!.....damn them all....*shakes fist*!!!!!
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

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now see, mine never did that......my gameboys always broke even from a 2 foot high drop onto carpet!!!..

..hmmm....hey wait a minute.....i just figured it out.....theres a big government conspiracy in conjuction with the manfacturers to screw over the british public with inferior made gameboys.....and now i come to think about it my megadrive broke easy as well!!!.....damn them all....*shakes fist*!!!!!
LMFAO!! u think?

lol damn manufacturers haha
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

xbox.... what a waste of plastic. i don't see the need to use so much plastic on that thing to make it all bulky. don't get me wrong, it's a great console, but damn, that's a lot of plastic.
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

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xbox.... what a waste of plastic. i don't see the need to use so much plastic on that thing to make it all bulky. don't get me wrong, it's a great console, but damn, that's a lot of plastic.

uh duh, thats what makes it bulletproof :P without the plastic they cant say ITS BULLET PROOF! :P
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yeah, that's why they cost so freakin much
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

It's always nice when you throw something breakable.
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

Why break an Xbox if you can join and play Halo. Mmmmmm
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

cause it was 2am and the guy was pissed off
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

Couldn't beat Halo.
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

i've played halo, your a guy running round shooting, he was a guy shooting a REAL gun, thats BETTER
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

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i've played halo, your a guy running round shooting, he was a guy shooting a REAL gun, thats BETTER
LOL!!

Is what's real fun is shotting at a metal barrel and hoping and praying that the bullets don't come flying back at you. But if they do....DUCK!!

I'm so fucking broke the only game consoles I have are the regular Nentendo and the Super Nentendo. I'M SO HIGHTECH!!!!!! yeah right.
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I'm so fucking broke the only game consoles I have are the regular Nentendo and the Super Nentendo. I'M SO HIGHTECH!!!!!! yeah right.
WHOA!!......both a regular and a super...man your stocked , i only ever had a super and it broke..... ..then again i did stand on it..by accident of course.......
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

It would be fun to see what an SKS bullet would do to an Xbox...hehehe
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It would be fun to see what a SKS bullet would do to you...
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Re: Xbox Bullet proof?

Xbox is made of cheap plastic. It just hit a hard spot.
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