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Old 04-09-2003   #1
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sick jokes

after the dead babies jokes sucsesss, i thought a more general sick jokes thread might work. please dont ban me.

see if you can top this:
how do you know when your sister is on her period?
your dad's cock tastes funny
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That crossed about 4 lines.
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a girl asks to borrow her dads car, he replies "if you suck my penis" after 5 minutes the girl says "dad, your penis tastes like shit" he replies "yeah, your brother wanted a fiver earllier"


BOOM BOOM.
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what sexual position produces the ugliest babys?







ASK YOUR MUM!
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what sexual position produces the ugliest babys?


ASK YOUR MUM!
LOL...

i, um, did... and she didn't know.
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What do you do after you've had a baby
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Put its Nappy back on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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how do u know when u've had a baby.....

it's hips are broken
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Re: sick jokes

Mmm I seriously thought jokes were meant to be funny, but you've obviously proved me wrong :'/
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Re: sick jokes

A bear is standing next to a stream and he's looking at a fish who's looking at a fly and he figures when that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water and i am going to grab that fish.

just then a hunter walks up and he's looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he says to himself..When that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water the bear will reach forward to grab the fish and when he does I am going to shoot him.

Just then a mouse walks up and he's looking at the hunter who is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he figures..when that fly drops down 6 inches that fish is going to jump out of the water the bear is going to reach and grab the fish and when he does the hunter is going to bring up his gun and shoot the bear dropping the sandwich and i am going to jump on the sandwich

just then a cat walks up and looks to the mouse who is looking at the hunter who is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly and he figures when that fly drops down 6 inches the fish is going to jump out of the water the bear is going to lean forward to grab the fish and when he does the hunter is going to shoot the bear and drop the sandwich in the process and the mouse is going to jump on the sandwich and I will jump on the mouse.

well it happens just like that.
The fly dops down 6 inches.
the fish jumps out of the water
the bear reaches forward to grab the fish
the hunter raises his gun to shoot the bear and drops his sandwich
the mouse jumps on the sandwich as it falls out of the hunters pocket
the cat then goes to jump on the mouse and misses completely landing in the water.

the whole point to this ..when the fly is 6 inches down and the pussy is all wet Life is good
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Re: sick jokes

The first ones were WRONG, but the last one was great.
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Re: sick jokes

oh wow those were so wrong i can't even laugh... and i thought i had a sick joke:

why don't old women have sex anymore?





have you ever tried to open a grilled-cheese sandwich?
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lmao.....sick....but funny.
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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off when you're jumping on a trampoline.
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I havent figured out this one yet...its bad and kinda mean...

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?



A jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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I havent figured out this one yet...its bad and kinda mean...

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?



A jew doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
i think it's "a pizza doesn't scream"
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