Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested

Madre · 02-10-2006

Okay, this is from the "Just When You Thought You Heard Everything" category. Lol, I really had to laugh when I read the part about the woman being arrested because she didn't have proper documentation for the head. SHE'S GOT A HEAD IN HER LUGGAGE, YOU IDIOTS! How exactly would you get proper documentation to carry a human head into the U.S.?

Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.

Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a122946S66.DTL

ablethevoice · 02-10-2006

I kinda, almost, maybe understand this. I mean, she's from Haiti and it's part of her faith... but still.... BLECCH!

EDIT: LOL I can see the poor baggage handlers...

zzzzip.... flip- YEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Madre · 02-10-2006

I know....you can just imagine their reaction!

SketchImpressions · 02-10-2006

hahahaha. oh man, thats just a bit too genius.

LiZzIe · 02-10-2006

HAHAHA! that made me laugh =/

Sir Auric · 02-15-2006

Reminds me of the novel Crazy in Alabama.

02-10-2006	#1
Madre Double Plus Good Mod! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Aurora, CO Age: 65 Posts: 3,403 Rep Power: 60	Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested Okay, this is from the "Just When You Thought You Heard Everything" category. Lol, I really had to laugh when I read the part about the woman being arrested because she didn't have proper documentation for the head. SHE'S GOT A HEAD IN HER LUGGAGE, YOU IDIOTS! How exactly would you get proper documentation to carry a human head into the U.S.? Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday. Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a122946S66.DTL __________________ III.IIVIVIXIIVIVIIIVVIIIIXVIIIXIIIIIIIIVIIIIVVIIIV IIVIIIIIIVIII - Solomon (I Kings 7:23)

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ablethevoice Vintage Human Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gulf Coast Florida Ivan and Dennis survivor! Age: 60 Posts: 4,131 Rep Power: 86	Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested I kinda, almost, maybe understand this. I mean, she's from Haiti and it's part of her faith... but still.... BLECCH! EDIT: LOL I can see the poor baggage handlers... zzzzip.... flip- YEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!! __________________ "There Is No Religion Higher Than Truth." - Motto of the Theosophical Society "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein "The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits." —Albert Einstein “It's fortunate for governments that people don't think." - Adolph Hitler Sturkis akidit ("shit happens") - Latin Bent Ears Audio Laboratories - Better Music Through Chemistry MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY. IT'S ONLY GOOD WHEN YOU GET RID OF ALL THE RAPPERS. ))#####D~~~~ (_l_)

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Madre Double Plus Good Mod! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Aurora, CO Age: 65 Posts: 3,403 Rep Power: 60	Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested I know....you can just imagine their reaction! __________________ III.IIVIVIXIIVIVIIIVVIIIIXVIIIXIIIIIIIIVIIIIVVIIIV IIVIIIIIIVIII - Solomon (I Kings 7:23)

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SketchImpressions AlmostSmart Goddess Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In a house, in the forest, in a strange land where people wear flannel. Age: 32 Posts: 2,153 Rep Power: 64	Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested hahahaha. oh man, thats just a bit too genius. __________________ "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." — Dr. Seuss What we have is socialism for the rich and trickle down economics for the rest of us. I am part of the 99% of Americans left outside of Economic Elite circles...

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LiZzIe Well Known Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Australia Age: 30 Posts: 214 Rep Power: 29	Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested HAHAHA! that made me laugh =/

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Sir Auric ZOMGBBQCHEESESNACKS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In my home town of Holly Pond, Alabama Age: 34 Posts: 2,737 Rep Power: 42	Re: Woman Carrying Human Head is Arrested Reminds me of the novel Crazy in Alabama. __________________ With your eyes, see this moment. With your love, feel this pain. With your heart, find a rhythm. With your hands, hold the rain. I want everyone to remember how precious life is...I didn't think too much about the future until I created it for myself...now I'm a bit more mature and have a beautiful daughter. Don't cheat yourself of a full life, surrounded by the people, things, and memories that you cherish.

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