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Old 06-05-2003   #1
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Best/Worst Pickup Lines

What are the best or worst pickup lines you've heard?

This one's pretty cheesy

'Why don't we slip out of these wet clothes, and into a dry martini'

Don't laugh, it was the best i could think of
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Old 06-05-2003   #2
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"hi" is usually the best pickup.
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pick-up lines are too obvious, desperate and sad.
Worst I've had=

Bloke (4'12" tall) : Is your boyfriend here tonight?

Me: nah he's stayed in

Bloke: Ahh, I can grope your tits then?


THIS REALLY HAPPENED!!!
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I really like the comebacks I found for lame pick up lines...

Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks!

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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Old 06-05-2003   #5
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I always liked this one. Never used it though.

Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?
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Re: Best/Worst Pickup Lines

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This one's pretty cheesy

'Why don't we slip out of these wet clothes, and into a dry martini'

Isnt that from a James Bond Movie or something?

The worse one Ive heard Is:

"Wow You have Shoes? So do I, would you like to go and get a drink tonight?"

Cant remember where I heard that one though.
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Not sure where i heard it.

Sounds like something James Bond would say though.
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I heard this one on some movie about 4 women that rob banks and stuff... the bank teller walked up to one of them when they were scoping the place out and said...

"You know I noticed you walk in here and I said to myself, 'Self, a woman that fine,' and baby you are THAT fine, 'should have her own personal banker'. She robbed the place blind, but he still got to hit it.
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Heh. Before my man and I were even going out, I said, "Look, we both have needs. Shall we have sex? I know u won't disrespect me or blab about it, so let's do it!!"

Does that count as a pick-up line? NB, i am not usually that forward!!!!
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It worked :D
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aiiiii, it did work. Now I've got me my dream man!!
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I like your clothes...on my floor


is good ..ain't it??
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You wanna play pearl harbor? That's where I lay back and you blow the hell outta me =P

dude that was the best fucking pickup line ever...along with this one:

nice shoes. let's fuck
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Raven, those kicked ass!!!

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"Do you have a twin? No, you say?? Would you like one in you?"

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"Do you have a twin in you? No, you say?? Would you like one??"
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i hate the pick up line
" do you have a map, i just got lost in your eyes".
guys, pick up lines don't work period...unless you're using pick up lines on some fat hooker in shithole, Texas...jk...jk...
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hmm, lets see the worst would be the line about seeing yourself in her pants...

best line i heard would prolly be, "how many drinks does it take for you to get drunk ?"
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PICK UP LINES:

(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't so large, it wouldn't have happened.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

(Use ur finger to call someone over then say) I made u come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
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i think i'd make 2o bucks with one of those ...waitaminute
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