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Old 03-14-2006   #1
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The Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Course to be played must be approved by the owner of the course before play can begin.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole whilst keeping the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the stiffness of the shaft before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.
6.The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. Players are cautioned to select the proper hole for play.
8. It is normally considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arriving at the course. The experienced player will usually admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers. He should also assure himself that the hole is properly lubricated to aid in stroking. Additional lubricant may be added to the club if necessary; preferably by the course owner.
9. Players are cautioned not to mention any other courses that have been played recently, or concurrently to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, especially on a different course being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to get irate if they find that someone else has been playing what they consider their own "private course."
11. Players should not assume the course is in shape for play at all times. Some owners may be embarrassed to admit that the course is temporarily under repair, and the player is advised to use tact in this determination. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
12. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
13. Course owners shall be the judge of who is the best player. It is considered bad form for a player to reveal his score to other players, or that he even played the course.
14. Players who have contracted for exclusive rights to play a private course are cautioned that information reaching the owner that he has played some other course may result in the contract being canceled and a suit for damages instituted.
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Old 03-14-2006   #2
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it was ok... I thought the joke could have been pulled off a lot better, it was pretty obvious what they were talking about.
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Re: Sport

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it was ok... I thought the joke could have been pulled off a lot better, it was pretty obvious what they were talking about.
Lets hear your joke now or was that it ?
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Re: Sport

I think your trying to be funny, and to jump right into mainstream AS. It isnt working, so your beggining to become sour. Relax, take a deep breath, and stop starting threads for a while.
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Old 03-14-2006   #5
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^What he said.

I think someone should start a thread called "Guess the Age" where we all try to guess her real age.

I bet she's 13.
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^What he said.

I think someone should start a thread called "Guess the Age" where we all try to guess her real age.

I bet she's 13.
I'm seriously tempted to start the thread... I laughed harder at this comment though than at the joke.


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Lets hear your joke now or was that it ?
Oh man... is that a challenge?
Here it goes, and don't try and BS me it's not better. haha.

The Slightly Modified Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player will furnish his own equipment for play; standard regulation requires the use of at least one club a ball and a spare ball.
2. Course to be played must be approved by the owner of the course before play can begin.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is exactly reversed: to get the club in the hole with the ball (some assistance might be required using the spare ball for more inexperienced players).
4. For most effective play, the club should be straight and have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the club before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict clubs to avoid damage or the lack there of.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course is closed. Failure to leave may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. Players are cautioned to double check the hole of which they are supposed to play.
8. Players are warned not to mention any other courses that have been played recently, or concurrently to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.
9. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, especially on a different course being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to get irate if they find that someone else has been playing what they consider their own "private course."
10. Players should not assume the course is in shape for play at all times. Owners may close the course at any time for repair. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
12. Time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match; it is considered great practice for a future outstanding performance.
13. Course owners shall be the judge of who is the best player. It is considered poor sportsmanship for a player to reveal his score to other players, or that he even played the course.
14. Players who have contracted for exclusive rights to play a private course are cautioned that information reaching the owner that he has played some other course may result in the contract being canceled and a suit for damages instituted.
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"Unlike outdoor golf, the object is exactly reversed: to get the club in the hole with the ball (some assistance might be required using the spare ball for more inexperienced players)." -Ziech

hahha what the heck!
oh god, im not sure i want to know how thats posible really.
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Re: Sport

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Lets hear your joke now or was that it ?
I don't have A joke.
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