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View Poll Results: What does your typical poop say?
Im in a runny mood 1 20.00%
Im hard like a candybar 1 20.00%
Im active like little rabbit pellets 1 20.00%
Im a loser waiting for the toilet to catch me 2 40.00%
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Old 01-31-2003   #1
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poop

Yes poop. Poop can be nasty. It can smell bad. It can even look bad. What is your poop saying? It needs air, needs better food, needs some lovin from the toilet! Yeah this is totally insane and random but no body I know has talked about poop yet.
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Old 01-31-2003   #2
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i believe you missed one, "I want to stay in here where it is warm!"
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Poop is great. If you say it over and over, you forget what it means and it sounds extremely funny. Same thing for the word "fork". Then, put them together to get "poopfork"
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some times butter or with the accent butta
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mmmmmmm fork! spork!
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that reminds me of a joke.

(define (spork)
(cons (car fork) (cdr spoon)))

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Quote:
(define (spork)
(cons (car fork) (cdr spoon)))

That is a terrible joke. Let it die like scheme needs to also. For those who do not know Weasel and I took an intro to cs that taught scheme. Just one night at recitation this came up. By the way the answer returned is not spork but fpoon.
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the joke code is just wrong altogether. To result in fpoon you must use this:

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(cons (car '(f o r k)) (cdr '(s p o o n))))

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dear god stop it
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I just heard a song about poop on mp3.com. It's by Poop Monkey. Probably one of the gayest things I've ever heard, but it was funny.
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There is a one-legged man in deleware who reads fortunes from poop.
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