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Old 01-01-2008   #1
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NONSENSE!

The invisible pink unicorn vanishes opaquely,
While purple tirades insidiously breathe obliquely;
Futures presently encircle the past curiously,
While colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

Take that, language!
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Old 01-01-2008   #2
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Re: NONSENSE!

nice try...
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ooooh invisible pink unicorn, flying spaghetti monster. holy be her hooves. and what you speak of...colorless green ideas. remind me of the caterpillar from alice in wonderland.
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Re: NONSENSE!

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nice try...
Thanks I guess... but could you do better?

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ooooh invisible pink unicorn, flying spaghetti monster. holy be her hooves. and what you speak of...colorless green ideas. remind me of the caterpillar from alice in wonderland.
Yeah, the colorless green ideas is Noam Chomsky, not me.
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yeah, i know.
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Re: NONSENSE!

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but could you do better?
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i knew you'd say something like that, so i left out half my sentence.

and yes.
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Re: NONSENSE!

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i knew you'd say something like that, so i left out half my sentence.

and yes.
All right. Give it a try.

You know the rules?

Each line of each stanza (I only made one due to the difficulty involved) must be grammatically accurate.
Each phrase of each line must be entirely nonsensical* (this should be right up your alley )!
Rhyming is not necessary (or advised).
Time and meter also not necessary (or advised) though mine goes 16 / 15 / 14 / 13. I was originally going to go down in order of syllables but I was drunk and having difficulty as it is.

Good luck! (Seriously...) And I do hope you can pull it off. Tis fun, no?

* What this means to me is that the former word (or words) must NOT make sense when compared to the following words. (Ex. "vanishes opaquely" or "Futures presently")
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Re: NONSENSE!

Was anyone else wishing to try this? See the post above for instructions.
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The open, covered house rots freshly,
Under above sunlit night-sky’s floor;
I stand horizontally, watching silence,
Whose screams I curiously ignore.
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Hrm, I thought I had responded to this. At any rate, nice job Rachael. I knew you of all people could do it...

You're mostly nonsensical as it is!
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Hrm, I thought I had responded to this. At any rate, nice job Rachael. I knew you of all people could do it...

You're mostly nonsensical as it is!
Thank you! You're probably right; nonsensicality (that's right ) comes naturally to me. (And I think you responded in rep, at the time.)

Another try, for sport:

Sour sugar speaks silently aloud
crumbling growth to the empty crowd
while angry dollars melt their flowers
into our universe's wooden powers.

...Yeah.
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