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Old 06-04-2003   #1
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The most embarassing thing thats ever happened to you?

Mine would have to be urinating on an electric fence while drunk... anyone else?
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Old 06-07-2003   #2
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yikes, that had to hurt
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Old 06-09-2003   #3
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I actually had a friend that did that at a party at this house in the middle of nowhere one time.

I'm sure he thought twice before pissing outside again.
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Old 06-10-2003   #4
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Realising that Lime Fruit20 and Slim Jims do not mix well. Threw up in front of freinds.
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Old 06-10-2003   #5
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oh yea another was humming a stupid N sync song at a local show and getting my ass kicked cuz i didnt even realize i was doing it.... damn radio and catchy pop songs.... DOWN WITH POP
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My most embarresing moment was a couple years ago. I was doing tap dane with my class as festival of the arts downtown in grand rapids michigan. And as I was dancing my costume slipped and I ended up flashing all the people that were there. Some people from my class told me later on that there parents had video taped the performance and there was a lovely close up of my boobs. Looking back on it now it seems very funny.
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wow. that had to be an experience...smash the video tape!
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oh,, i was at camp and i got a horse backwards and fell off....-_-
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2 years ago... my first trip to little sahara sand dunes in oklahoma near the kansas border. I had never been there before, and didn't even own a 4 wheeler at the time... but my friend who did conned me into driving him up there so he could ride with some friends who were up there. He paid for everything, and I was able to do some riding as well. Well, the second night that we were there... I went to take a shower at the camp. My friend came and took off with my clothes while I was showering, but left a note saying they were back at the campsite. I waited for 30 mins thinking they would come back with my clothes, but they didn't. I was extremely pissed because all they left me were my sandals... not even a towel. I walked back to the camp in the dark wearing nothing but my sandals and my hands over my package, only to find that they lied... my clothes were in the shower stall that was next to me before I started walking to the camp. They refused to give me a ride back to the shower to get my clothes, and I didn't want to start throwing fists at anyone since both hands were being used to keep the FULL exposure of myself from occuring. I walked all the way back to the showers, still naked with only sandals on, got my clothes, and made my way back to camp. By that time everyone had jumped on their quads and went out riding at night for an hour as I cooled off at the campsite. They got bad when they came back though, plus while they were sleeping, I took all their four wheeler keys and stole their spark plugs. The guy who was the one who came up with the idea to hide my clothes got it even worse. I took his hose off from his gas tank... so when he turned the gas on the next morning to go ride... what was left in his tank drained out.

I'm a mean little fucker when I'm pissed off!!!
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Old 07-16-2003   #10
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Oo man that sucks Gerbil, but at least you got em all back.

I guess my embaressing moment would be when i apologized after running into a clothes rack in front of a bunch of hot guys and stuff at the mall. I probably have had worse, but I canna remember.
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Old 07-16-2003   #11
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ive blocked the part of my mind that keeps the embarassing memories.....


though it always sucks getting caught while looking at porn!


(least i wasnt wackin it)
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the most embarriasing thing i ever did was last year i was spending the night at my friends house everey thing was ok later that night i had to go and take a major crap but i didnt no there toiolet was clogged up so i took the crap and i thought it wentdown till the next morning the entire hose smelled and my friends grandma and his sister found my crap omg i was so fuckin embarrassed i acted like i was a sleep till everyone left cept for my friend and me
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haha, probably how i wrecked my truck a month after i got my license.....with a SCHOOL bus. And what's worse is one of the people on the bus was in my first hour and told the class. Oh well....i laughed with them. it was embarrassing but funny as hell.

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This one's terrible. My little brother (he's 17) called me at work to ask if he could borrow my DVD player so I told him to go ahead and take it from my room. Almost an hour later it hit me that I left porno in it. I came home and it was on the shelves where the DVD player had been. Yuck. It's been a month; he hasn't asked to borrow it again
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damn...
My worst moments have been during those few times when your a little distracted and you talk your self right over a cliff. I cant remember any perticular time but i always end up saying something and everyone looks at me funny and walks away...

Im rather lonley now days...
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my worst experience was while i was walking home drunk a off duty cop arrested me for public drunkeness. I resisted arrest and got put in jail for the night.The worst part about this story is that it happend on my 21st birthday, while I was walking from the bar to my house and i only live one block away from the bar!
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