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Old 06-09-2003   #21
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Old 06-10-2003   #22
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How bout... nice pant's... They'd look even better if I was in them.

Best pick up line... find the prettist women in the room and go up to her... then out loud say your the ugliest bitch I have ever seen... you won't get the pretty girl but the other girls will notice Just make sure that someone there hates the girl you say it to...Using this line requires being observent and having some common sense if you have neither... ah what the hell try it anyway.
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Old 06-10-2003   #23
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So, how many times have you been bitch-slapped for that one??

How about this one...

Guy: "Did it hurt?"
victim of bad lines (girl): "What?"
Guy: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"
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Old 06-10-2003   #24
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Here's my favorite:

guy to girl: do you believe in love at first sight
girl: no
guy: oh, should i walk by again
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Old 06-11-2003   #25
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So, how many times have you been bitch-slapped for that one??

Not as many as you might think Cuase I single out the bitch that deserves it. (and you know the type I'm talking about)
The one's that think their shit doesn't stink.
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Old 06-11-2003   #26
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Not as many as you might think Cuase I single out the bitch that deserves it. (and you know the type I'm talking about)
The one's that think their shit doesn't stink.
Sounds like the people I used to work with or go to school with. hehehe
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Old 06-11-2003   #27
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Yeah, quite a few people here at uni are so far up their own arses they never see the light of day!!
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Old 06-11-2003   #28
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Yeah, quite a few people here at uni are so far up their own arses they never see the light of day!!
You just described 9/10 of the people at Capital High School. Actually, anywhere in Idaho. It's kinda sad really.
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i mean how effective is a pickup line .. i never had an experience of it workin to your advantage.. the females just shrug it off
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Old 06-11-2003   #30
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WEll, when a guy hits on me, I'll let you know.
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shoot me a personal message .. alright?....
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Old 06-11-2003   #32
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If I'm still alive I will. NO ONE LIKES ME!!!
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guy: would you like it if we had a shag?
girl: not really
guy: well, you just lie down while i have one

::shrug:: it made me laugh

i have loads, i just don't remember any...
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Another cool one ...

Man : hey, you forgot something

Woman : Oh is it ? What?

Man : Me

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Just a few ive experienced/heard. Deffinately on the worst list:


*checks label of shirt* Just as i expected, made in heaven

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

your name must be campbells cuz your Mmm mm good

From AP: Those pants are skin tight? How do you get in them?

I lost my phone # can i have yours?
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This guy poked me and I squeaked and he said "My...what an interesting sound you make...I bet I could make a symphony"
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Guy to girl" I can't wait to act like a squirrel and hide my nuts up in your hole

Amazing how some women love this vulgar stuff.
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heres some
"Whats cookin good loookin"
"Are you from tennessee cuz your the only 10 i see"
"Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants"
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