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Old 02-11-2003   #1
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Funny sh**

this is for those TEXANS


3 Guys in a Sauna...

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Texan were
sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager,"he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of
my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When
he finished he explained,"That was my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand."

The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to
the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper
hanging from his behind. The others raised their
eyebrows and stared at him. The Texan finally
said-------

"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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Old 02-11-2003   #2
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Old 02-18-2003   #3
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haha thats a classic!
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Seriously weak.
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Old 02-18-2003   #5
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heard a variation that that one before. very good tho *thumbs up*
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip the Lone Star State.

She had wanted to taste some real Texas Barbecue, take in a bona fide Texas Rodeo and have sex with a Texan.

Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, Buffy," she confided, "they have an indigenous bush down there called Mesquite - and when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite wood, wow! That beef not only melts in your mouth, the taste is beyond belief! And the men? I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes! These guys wrestle real full-grown bulls like in Spain. Except they ride a horse at full gallop, throw a rope on these huge bulls, then jump off the horse and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground, and tie 'em up. And that's not all! It's a race! They ALL do it and only the fastest gets prize money!"

"Virginia! Come on, tell us! You said you wanted to make love to a Texan! What happened?"

"Well," Virginia admitted, "I'll admit, I was tempted, but when I was at the rodeo and I saw the outline of the condoms in the back pocket of those Texan's jeans, I changed my mind!"
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Re: Funny sh**

well i guess the joke was funny
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SCORE! bringing up a thread more than a year and a half old! nice work there fuck wit
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like it's a problem to bring up old threads..... stfu dumbass.
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