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Old 06-12-2004   #1
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Real Woman

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."
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Old 06-12-2004   #2
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Re: Real Woman

haha that's hilarious! haha I love it.
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Re: Real Woman

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hahaha, that's good
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Old 06-12-2004   #5
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Re: Real Woman

lol its been posted on almost smart already but its still funny...
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Old 06-12-2004   #6
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Ah it was ok ...
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Re: Real Woman

heh heh heh.
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Re: Real Woman

eh.
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i don't get it
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Re: Real Woman

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i don't get it
it's a joke that makes use of sexist notions; the idea that a real woman is one that does all the cooking, cleaning, ironing etc.

as the plane is about to crash what she asks for is in fact somebody to make love to her, so she doesn't die a virgin but instead to make her 'really feel like a woman.'

the man makes use of the situation to ask her to iron his shirt - a direct implication that in order to be a real woman she has to carry out a chore considered fitting for women only.

it's an old joke.
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Old 06-13-2004   #11
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Re: Real Woman

yes i am sorry that i have posted an old joke please dont kill me and disown me i am sorry o very sorry
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Re: Real Woman

i suppose your life can be spared.

do you have any chocolate?
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Old 06-13-2004   #13
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Re: Real Woman

im allergic to chocolate if i eat it i could die same with shell fish
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ach well then you'd better give it all to me i suppose, i'd be happy to take it off your hands.

can't have you dying can we?
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Re: Real Woman

i dont have any chocolate but i have lots of skittles
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you must have read my mind.

hand them over pooface, or the piggy gets it.

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wtf is a piffy
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piggy kyle, typo. i fixed it.
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ok then
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