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Old 05-19-2005   #1
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An American, a Japanese and an Irish man

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.

When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman glanced around behind in and said ....

" Oh My, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!"

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Old 05-19-2005   #2
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Re: An American, a Japanese and an Irish man

that was the best joke I heard in awhile, good one :) I would give you rep, but I already did on another post.
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Old 05-19-2005   #3
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Re: An American, a Japanese and an Irish man

LOOOOOOOOOL that's the funniest joke i eva heard too! lol, seriuosly.. am still laughing..
i have another one about 3 men. it's as funny as this... but i jst dont want to start any threads... too lazy -lol-
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Re: An American, a Japanese and an Irish man

funny!

but can i ask... why is it always the irish man who is the twat?
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funny!

but can i ask... why is it always the irish man who is the twat?
i dont know, but in canada its always an american. or a frenchman.
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i dont know, but in canada its always an american. or a frenchman.
or a Newfi ha ha ha gotta love them
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well thats understandable... :)
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Re: An American, a Japanese and an Irish man

High Tech



A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."

The bartender says "Prove it."

The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

"That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!"

"Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, and you name it.

By the way, where is the men's room?"

The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.

"Oh my god!" said the bartender. "Did they rob you? Are you hurt?"

The guy turns and says: "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax."
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Re: An American, a Japanese and an Irish man

gosh ... well looks like he already had that joke kinda .... but i still give you props... it was funny
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