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Old 07-21-2011   #1
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Stone Age erotic art found

Hehe, I just stepped over this:

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Stone Age erotic art found in Bavaria
Published: 20 Jul 11 18:47 CET

Researchers in Bavaria have discovered the first examples of German Stone Age cave art including carvings of nude women that may have been used in fertility rites, officials said Wednesday.



Archaeologists working for the Bavarian State Office for Historical Preservation came upon the primitive engravings in a cave near the southern city of Bamberg after decades searching, a spokeswoman for the authority said.

The spokeswoman, Beate Zarges, confirmed a report to appear in the weekly newspaper Die Zeit that the engravings were believed to be around 12,000 years old, which would make them the first Stone Age artwork ever found in Germany.

"They include schematic depictions of women's bodies and unidentifiable symbols, among other things," she said.

The ancient artists appear to have taken their inspiration for the erotic images from rock formations in the caves resembling breasts and penises and then carved the images in the walls of the cave, Zarges said.

Die Zeit quoted geologist and archaeologist Bernhard Haeck, a member of the discovery team, as saying that the five-metre-long (16-foot-long) chamber in
the cave may have been used for fertility rituals.

"It is a place full of magic," he said.

Zarges said the examination of the site was still ongoing and thus closed to the public.

The world's oldest cave paintings are believed to be the Chauvet Pont d'Arc murals in southern France, the subject of German director Werner Herzog's most recent documentary, "Cave of Forgotten Dreams."

The artwork is thought to be more than 30,000 years old.

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So pervs existed already 30.000 years ago? ^_^
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My German is so good I know that paper to be called "The Time".


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depictions of women's bodies and unidentifiable symbols
Sex toys, perhaps?
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Re: Stone Age erotic art found

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My German is so good I know that paper to be called "The Time".
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No idea, maybe? Kinky stone age Germans.. ^_^
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Re: Stone Age erotic art found

WTF is in the picture? i can't figure it out
kinky fucking Germans!
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Oh yeah, baby. I love your chunky poop-like rock things. ;)
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the scientists that found the so called art, were beavis and butthead.
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...I totally see it... grapes always turned me on...
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This is so sexy I have a stoner?
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